Cathedral Respect By JC Penny

In honor of Easter and Catholicism in general I commissioned JC Penny to make me this limited edition 85% Arnel 15% Nylon Cathedral Tribute Shirt.* (Putting nylon and arnel together is like putting bacon on a ham sandwich)
I think they did ok but I can't figure out which cathedral they printed on the fabric. Is it The Duomo in Florence or St Mark's Basilica in Venice or a composite of several different ones. Any opinions?


This is the Duomo Plaza in Florence, I think. The arched doorways are on my shirt.


This is a picture of one of those hack job cathedrals they put together back in 1400. I mean, where's the pride in workmanship? They probably hired Greeks to do the labor and got shafted by a crooked contractor. It looks like it'll fall over in a stiff wind. Probably came in a DIY kit from Home Depot. "Just Add Glue"

I wrote a song about cathedrals but can't figure out a word that rhymes with apostle...


*It's impossible to take a flash picture of this shirt because the Arnel deflects about 100% of all light along with 95% of all female humans born after 1959. I think it is bulletproof too like Frodo's Elven-mail! They stopped production of it back in disco time because it was probably toxic. It had nothing to do with the cathedral print! hahahahaha. I feel like everything manufactured today will be proven to be something akin to asbestos and will have to be encased in concrete and shot into space...including my underwear! hahahaha