Sunday, May 1, 2011

Hippies For Trump

I just watched Donald Trump's speech in las vegas and I was relieved that the guy doesn't pander or pull punches. It's rare to capture a giant of industry alive and uncensored. Eat it up. He's incapable of being dumb or slippery. "We go in. We take the oil." At last someone who speaks the truth! If America is going to plunder the Middle East at least we should do it openly and not with "War on Terror" rhetoric confusing the issue.

He's like a love child between Ayn Rand and Rockefeller. I only want to live long enough to see a true dictator in office and Trump might be the man. Everyone else has been a slippery politician with no spine. Trump speaks from the wallet. No "nation building" or "police actions". No keeping our hands tied during war. If we "accidentally" kill one of Ghadaffi's sons then why not intentionally nuke the entire capital? Why does the scale of our depravity matter?

A wise Aikido instructor once said, "Your goal is not to fight. Your goal is to end the fight."

Watch an Aikido match sometime and it is over very fast. The best MMA fighter was an Aikido and Gracie Jiu Jitsu master who had the most submissions of anyone....because his goal was to end the fight. He wouldn't jab and kick for three rounds. No. Not even two minutes. End the fight as quickly as possible. Boxing is a spectator sport because someone convinced a few punch drunk guys that they would make more money taking jabs to the face for 10 rounds. That does more damage but it does add up to an entertaining sport. Real fights are over in two minutes and are boring to watch. Any fighter will tell you that it's better to end the fight as fast as possible. Jiu jitsu and Aikido fighters don't consider the audience as relevant to their strategy. They grapple and squeeze and position. It's boring. Why is warfare treated differently?

Why does America engage basically a street gang in war for A FUCKING DECADE??? Well, probably the same reason: a long drawn out ten round affair will make more money. So from a business point of view the war on terror is a money maker. The money goes from your pocket into the pocket of Haliburton. Cheney is rich for a good reason but I want a president who knows that he's got a rabid pit bull in the closet and if you fuck with America, or even think bad thoughts about America, then he's not going to set a hundred little toothless poodles on you for ten years. No. You get the pitbull. We'll rebuild your capital AFTER WE BOMB IT TO DUST. Listen to Trump's comment on "sovereign nations". We'll plunder your resources as payment. There will be zero American casualties and countless innocent civilians in your country who die. Yes, that's a price we're willing to pay because our technology is better than yours. Why lie? Why send Americans to fight a street gang? It's beneath us.

Now, there's a topic of imperialism to address. Is that our stated goal, because it's definitely our practical goal. Military presence in more countries than I can count. If we are Imperialists then at least let's be honest about it SO WE CAN GET IT OVER WITH. Trump seems to be honest and we're totally on the same page about China. The only way Chinese products can compete is with defacto slavery, currency manipulations and backroom deals. It's absolutely criminal the way China weaseled into the global market. Does anyone else realize an iPod factory is like a concentration camp? Hell, the Red Curtain prevents any kind of transparency. At least Hitler was public about killing atheists. If Nazi Germany had assembled our Playstations using gay prisoners would WWII never have happened? Would we have turned our heads to save a buck? Would FDR have accepted a comment like, "Where else can I get disposable DVD players?" Are we that pathetic? Or am I deluded?

The bottom line is can the country make money. I'm glad Trump is on our side. I'd work for Trump's campaign if he runs. I would seriously campaign for Trump and write about it from the inside. That's a move Hunter Thompson would be proud of. And I would fill these pages with Pro Trump content and knock on doors. I wouldn't shave my beard because I want "Hippies For Trump" to be the slogan that wakes you up in the middle of the night sweating. Trump is the future. He's a winner and a capitalist country should be run like a business. We're not out to save the word; we're out to own it. We don't need a lawyer; we need a shark. If you can't beat them; join them.

I want to add that if Michele Bachmann is associated with Trump's campaign I must excuse myself. The word "United" should be removed from all currency as long as she is representative of anything but her own batshit beliefs. That Jesse Ventura and Bachmann were both elected by the same group of people is evidence that Minnesota voters just don't give a fuck.

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