Resistor Bands

Black
Boys
Remember.
Only
You
Greedy
Bastards
Presume
Great
Wit.

That's my mnemonic for remembering the banded color code on a resistor. Can you think of a better one?

Ain't Misbehaving

This isn't entirely true. I've been misbehaving and disloyal and hypocritical and I can't touch my toes or do yoga and my diet is bad.