tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post6642440316860278253..comments2023-10-03T12:13:43.834-04:00Comments on The Man in the Van: Struggle for the legal tenderOggy Bleacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01226955518208644619noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-3600800976490303052010-05-16T20:55:40.855-04:002010-05-16T20:55:40.855-04:00My opinion of the hangover is here:
http://marcom...My opinion of the hangover is here:<br /><br />http://marcomaninthevan.blogspot.com/2010/01/hangover.html<br /><br />I thought it was terrible terrible terrible. Terrible to the third power. Terrible X Terrible X Shitty.<br /><br />Oh, I hate that movie.<br /><br />Drunks+hookers+gay Chinese man+ Celebrity cameo + hollow characters = Porkys 1-4.<br /><br />Did Porkys win awards?<br /><br />Let me think...I'll write a movie better than the Hangover right now...Guy working at a warehouse job stacking crates of sex toys decides to fuck his girlfriend. He gets a dildo stuck in his ass (they were getting kinky) and the rest of the movie involves him getting the dildo out of his ass. Imagine the hilarity when he gets on the bus and a big fat lady bumps into his ass:<br /><br />Int: Bus - Day<br /><br />A FAT LADY bumps into Chet's ass.<br /><br />Shot: Chet winces. (because it pushed the dildo FURTHER into his ass.)<br /><br />FAT LADY: Excuse me. It's been a long day.<br />CHET: You have no idea.<br /><br />Chet sees a little girl on the bus sucking on a fudgesicle that looks eerily like the black dildo he has stuck in his ass.<br /><br />Shot: Girl's tongue on melting fudgsicle. Chet swallows hard.<br /> <br />Har har har har.<br /><br />We'll call it "The Dildo in Chet's Ass"<br />ARE YOU LAUGHING YET? IS EVERYONE LAUGHING NOW?<br /><br />The Hangover is ultimate trash. Kevin Smith probably thought the hangover was trashy.Oggy Bleacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01226955518208644619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-22792697314378617322010-05-15T23:05:07.110-04:002010-05-15T23:05:07.110-04:00Saw 'The Hangover.' You should have writte...Saw 'The Hangover.' You should have written that...you'd be lighting cigars with $100 bills.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com