tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post9187507990085178424..comments2023-10-03T12:13:43.834-04:00Comments on The Man in the Van: Man Seeking WomanOggy Bleacherhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01226955518208644619noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-64493368909586225772010-03-16T13:44:27.534-04:002010-03-16T13:44:27.534-04:00OMG! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a real person. ...OMG! Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a real person. (applause) No computer program could include so many variables. It's like when they try to animate milk, animators say it is impossible. And to animate a person is also impossible...fuck you Bill Gates!<br />I do have an email address that is real...oggybleacher@gmail.com<br /><br />I don't use my real name here...for some reason that I now forget. I think I'm trying to promote a character in a book I wrote.<br /><br />I think we'll continue this conversation in the semi privacy of google email. (I like to write with the knowledge that some gmail security operative is screening my shit for terror related comments.)<br />welcome to Oggy in Wonderland.Oggy Bleacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01226955518208644619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-18921485669828833952010-03-16T08:07:03.576-04:002010-03-16T08:07:03.576-04:00Seriously, would a spambot use the word forthright...Seriously, would a spambot use the word forthright? If so, maybe I should have reconsidered my career choice.<br />I tried to respond directly to your CL ad but apparently it has been taken off. Lunatics on the loose oh my! <br />Your Craigslist ad said "read the blog" so I read the blog! I'm so glad I did (is that so hard to believe?). I mean, this is why you have a blog isn't it? I love Portsmouth for Ken (beautiful), The Nickel Incident, and I spit out my coffee when I read "did your mother have a mouthful of chewing tobacco when she named you?" <br />Call me crazy, but I actually took the bait and tried your email address. I know someone else who has an email address that ends in "asifIgiveashit@gmail.com so I thought hey what are the odds? I have put a friend request to you via Facebook to prove I am a "real" person. I love that bit in the Craigslist ads "I'm real so you be real too please". I'll be the judge of that asshole. If I had to do an ad my title would be "NH chick enjoys being aurally stimulated."<br /><br />I am just a NH chick that was lucky enough to stumble upon your blog. It has helped me shake out the winter cobwebs and funk I was in (and not the good kind of 70's funk either). I am not a stalker(hurts the back).<br />Personally, I have thought for years that Nascar IS diabolical and I'm not so sure that yoga isn't blatantly evil.<br />Have a great day!Julienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-54500572900874168072010-03-15T22:39:32.546-04:002010-03-15T22:39:32.546-04:00Short of getting a genetic map from your DNA, I do...Short of getting a genetic map from your DNA, I don't know if you are a person named Julie or a spambot who is programmed to make that comment. Do we know each other?<br />Do you know you are the only one who actually reads these posts? I've been hired by Nascar to promote racing but I just cash the check and don't write anything about Nascar. Isn't that diabolical? If there's anything I can do to make your experience here more enjoyable then submit a request to oggydoesntgiveashit@gmail.com.<br />cheers!Oggy Bleacherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01226955518208644619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-4803533001932656182010-03-15T16:34:46.208-04:002010-03-15T16:34:46.208-04:00Dear Oggy,
I am finally getting a chance to sit a...Dear Oggy,<br /><br />I am finally getting a chance to sit and reply to your Craigslist ad which I thought was forthright and hysterical.<br /><br />I have lost hours of my life reading your blog but I don't want those hours back. If reading your blog is wrong, I don't want to be right.Julienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6829472822154103457.post-19238571155140802372010-03-10T09:31:24.270-05:002010-03-10T09:31:24.270-05:00maybe part of the problem with your CL post is tha...maybe part of the problem with your CL post is that you are standing in the gardening (635), pets (636), cooking (641.5) and business (650) area of the Library. Maybe you should be in the 700's which is the arts or even in the 800's poetry, plays and literature. I think that would find you a real lady. swellesleyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com