Animal Caretaker WG-5048-05

**Amended Benifits Section Removed** About the position: This is a temporary position not to exceed one year. Number of Vacancies: We expect to fill 1 vacancy at this time. This announcement is open to all U.S. citizens - applicants outside the Federal government may apply along with current Federal

Agency:	National Park Service
Location:	Maui Island,Hawaii (Haleakala National Park, HI)
Salary:	$19.89 to $23.20 / Per Hour
Open Period:	Friday, February 17, 2012 to Friday, March 02, 2012

Painting Walls

Harmonic Tan should go with everything except my golf shirt. I got tired of taping all the trim and then having the paint go under it anyway and I have to scrub it off and repaint all the areas that didn't get paint. So I cut in with a brush carefully to the beat of Radio Bop and the whining dog as it dies of thirst under the stairs. Then I get paint on my golf shirt and suck it off with my duck lips. Since we're all keeping track this is my community service sentence for pleading guilty to being a hobo of ill repute. I get paid in donuts and dog treats while I wait for my Guatemalan visa to be processed.