Historic Settings

Here's a photo of me in Cambridge, England, where they denied my request to build a monument to beloved alumni Rachel Weisz.

What, you never saw a duster in Cambridge?

Once Upon A Time

Independence Day 2013

This dog has no idea he's a midget

A year ago I was collapsed in the Corpus Christi visitor's center and the police came by and told me to leave...ON JULY 4TH. I don't know if you can be slapped in the face harder than that by the stark realities of a police state. It was like a telegram from the governor saying, "No Refuge For Yankees". I mean, I couldn't even be welcomed by the visitor's center.