Oggy Bleacher
Trailer Man
I) I've never been mistaken
for an ivy-league snob
my friends are always saying, Oggy
you're an unrepentant slob
you won't find my star
on the hollywood walk of fame
but you might say I fit right in
on the sidewalk just the same
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I'm a trailer man
sometimes I live in my van
once I lived in a volkswagon bus (on a labrador shore,)
with a girl who had a dark tan (cooking salmon in a pan)
I'm a trailer man
most times I live where I can
a parking lot, or a dead end street
I'll always be a trailer man
II) Call me white trash or an ignorant hick
it don't matter to me
I'll grow my weed in a vacant lot
and put a guitar on my knee
I listen to Hank Williams Jr., Merle Haggard, and Bob Wills
Life is just too damn easy
when you haven't got any bills
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III) I'll never make my mom and dad proud
but who are they to talk?
I've been living in a goddamn trailer
since the day that I could walk
I don't want a fancy house
with a ridiculous bank loan
give me a dirty trailer
that I can call my home
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Words and music by Oggy Bleacher
