Spoof

I was going to write a parody press release announcing that "Now Everything On Denny's Menu Is Chicken Flavored!"

Excreta

Oggy Bleacher Laws Criminalize Poverty

A Closer Walk With Thee

This is street begging and I don't like to do this anymore but times are hard so I reached a compromise and will only sing gospel and hymns on the street. The best part is saying, "God Bless You" when someone gives me money (no one gives me money).