Spoof

I was going to write a parody press release announcing that "Now Everything On Denny's Menu Is Chicken Flavored!"

and then I saw that BK had actually put bacon on their soft serve sundaes with caramel and chocolate. And I also saw an "All Caramel Milky Way" candy bar which might as well be bags of liquid sugar you pour in your mouth and it's pretty fucked up. Why citizens aren't marching with pitchforks in their hands to Wall Street and piling bodies up in the street must be because we're too fat.
I guess you could call this the bread part of Bread and Circus.