Monday, May 26, 2014

Texas Alligator Lizard

Finally got around to combing my hair and this thing fell out.

Guess who?

Wednesday, May 21, 2014


You really can't go wrong here. The white dude is Pete Seeger.

Flemish Coxcombing. Final fucking attempt.

Saint Elena Canyon

Luckily I made it out alive. This canyon reaches only 30 ft wide at some points.

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Dog Sits on Moped

The moped has been giving me headaches lately due to 4 year old spark plug and 2 year old gas mixed with diesel and 2 stroke oil. I finally got it sorted out with the help of this Australian dog named Chupacabra. She's almost as needy and codependent as I am.

Full Moon

Oggy dreaming his dreams.

Moonlight makes everything pretty

Friday, May 9, 2014

Good, Bad & Ugly

 It took me a long time to get on the river but I feel it's a good fit. No smoking, no people. I wrote a song, "Let me die in New Orleans, so they will play a blues song when I'm gone." Even my depression was uplifted by the red rocks carved by an uncaring river. I didn't capsize but I did get wet.
 Somewhere in that picture is something called "El Pique" or The peak. I guess I'm illegally and technically in Mexico at this point where soda has no corn syrup, but I felt more like a water moccasin snake or black bear who doesn't recognize international borders. Really silly and tiresome political posturing that makes me sick. Let's spend a billion dollars protecting a tiny stretch of Chihuahuan desert from people trying to import drugs that Americans are consuming like gum. LET'S ALL BLAME MEXICANS BECAUSE OUR TOOTH PASTE ISN'T FILLED WITH COCAINE!

People really wonder why I walk with a limp. If you had a foot like mine you'd be luck to walk at all. 3 of 5 toes do not work. All five are bent like a lawyer's ethics. Now the leg looks like gangrene has set in. 50 spf sunscreen worked as well as a used Mexican tire.

The Van doesn't float so I used a canoe

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