this bag I found in a mexican supermarket is exhibit B
I don`t know...maybe the similarity is only my imagination. Maybe Hannah Montana doesn`t look like a blow up fuck doll.
But then we all know I have too much time on my hands.
It must also be a coincidence that the word "Pop" is also related to the male ejaculation. She really is a pop star. haha. she`s a disney whore who takes pop shots in her disney fuck hole. haha. how funny is it that I can call her a filthy whore who has a cunt like a blow up fuck doll? I think that is hilarious. I live in a beautiful world where teen whores can be sponsored by Disney, whose mascot is a innocent mouse who lives in a castle with a cricket, to perform a sexy strip dance with a stripper pole and take pictures posing as a blow up fuck doll ready to be fucked in the mouth...AND I CAN MOCK AND EXPOSE IT OPENLY: In fact, I could actually video tape myself smoking meth and fucking a fuck doll while watching H.M strip on a pole and when I ejaculate into the blow up doll I could yell "Take that, Hannah Montana, you pop star whore!" and THEN I COULD POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND EVERYONE COULD WATCH IT. It`s like a cultural nightmare but I think I should embrace it if only because it could not be more perverse and devoid of anything redeeming. IT IS PURE cultural CORRUPTION.
I think it is fantastic. Please comment on how badly you want to see that video of me beating off on this bag and then fucking a blow up fuck doll while Hannah Montana strips in the background. I think that`s really funny. But if you think it is offensive then MAYBE YOU SHOULD DROP A BOMB ON DISNEYLAND!
Oh, I am having so much fun being subversive. I told you that I don`t care anymore. I DON^T CARE ANYMORE: I AM GOING TO SUBVERT THE CULTURE THAT IS AROUND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE IT FOR WHAT IT IS (HANNAH MONTANA ON METH) AND IF YOU DEFEND IT THEN I WILL SHIT IN MY HAND AND THROW IT IN YOUR FACE. I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF ANYMORE: I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. ACTUALLY, I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. I just think it is all so fucking funny.
DISCLAIMER: THE AUTHOR WISHES TO EMPHASIZE THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND HE DOES NOT AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH THE UNLAWFUL DEMOLITION OF DISNEYLAND OR THE RAPE AND KILLING OF IT^S NEWEST IMAGE WHORE HANNAH MONTANA, including any of her merchandise. THE AUTHOR IS SIMPLY MOCKING AN OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT CULTURE THAT IS BASICALLY INTRODUCING CHILDREN TO WHOREDOM VIA A COCKLESS CARTOON MOUSE WHO LIVES IN A CASTLE. WHY SHOULD SUCH A CULTURE NOT BE MOCKED? THE AUTHOR ALSO WISHES TO POINT OUT THAT HANNAH MONTANA IS NO MORE REAL THAN MICKEY MOUSE: THEY ARE BOTH IMAGES MANUFACTURED BY BOARD ROOM SUITS TO SELL TICKETS AND MERCHANDISE. YOU CAN^T KILL MICKEY MOUSE AND YOU CAN^T KILL HANNAH MONTANA. THE AUTHOR KNOWS THIS BUT STILL THINKS IT IS FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE TO MOCK THESE FACTS.
WE LOVE YOU DISNEY WHORE! HOW BIG IS PLUTO^S COCK?
