Friday, August 14, 2009

Hannah Montana The Blowup fuck doll

It wasn`t my fault that H.M. decided to use a stripper pole and short shorts in her dance routine at the teen choice awards. (I guess the dildo skit was edited out) Some people objected and H.M. said that everyone has assholes and opinions. Good one Hannah. But do they all have a filthy cunt hole like Hannah? Some of them do. Haha. Some of them are filthy whores...like Hannah. Haha. It`s just my opinion that Hannah Montana is a disgusting disney whore. I`m entitled to my opinion that she is a perverted slut. What proof do I have? Well, let`s see. Her pole dance routine, which I will masterbate while watching as soon as I have a spare moment, is exhibit A.

this bag I found in a mexican supermarket is exhibit B

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I don`t know...maybe the similarity is only my imagination. Maybe Hannah Montana doesn`t look like a blow up fuck doll.
But then we all know I have too much time on my hands.
It must also be a coincidence that the word "Pop" is also related to the male ejaculation. She really is a pop star. haha. she`s a disney whore who takes pop shots in her disney fuck hole. haha. how funny is it that I can call her a filthy whore who has a cunt like a blow up fuck doll? I think that is hilarious. I live in a beautiful world where teen whores can be sponsored by Disney, whose mascot is a innocent mouse who lives in a castle with a cricket, to perform a sexy strip dance with a stripper pole and take pictures posing as a blow up fuck doll ready to be fucked in the mouth...AND I CAN MOCK AND EXPOSE IT OPENLY: In fact, I could actually video tape myself smoking meth and fucking a fuck doll while watching H.M strip on a pole and when I ejaculate into the blow up doll I could yell "Take that, Hannah Montana, you pop star whore!" and THEN I COULD POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND EVERYONE COULD WATCH IT. It`s like a cultural nightmare but I think I should embrace it if only because it could not be more perverse and devoid of anything redeeming. IT IS PURE cultural CORRUPTION.
I think it is fantastic. Please comment on how badly you want to see that video of me beating off on this bag and then fucking a blow up fuck doll while Hannah Montana strips in the background. I think that`s really funny. But if you think it is offensive then MAYBE YOU SHOULD DROP A BOMB ON DISNEYLAND!

Oh, I am having so much fun being subversive. I told you that I don`t care anymore. I DON^T CARE ANYMORE: I AM GOING TO SUBVERT THE CULTURE THAT IS AROUND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE IT FOR WHAT IT IS (HANNAH MONTANA ON METH) AND IF YOU DEFEND IT THEN I WILL SHIT IN MY HAND AND THROW IT IN YOUR FACE. I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF ANYMORE: I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. ACTUALLY, I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. I just think it is all so fucking funny.

DISCLAIMER: THE AUTHOR WISHES TO EMPHASIZE THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND HE DOES NOT AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH THE UNLAWFUL DEMOLITION OF DISNEYLAND OR THE RAPE AND KILLING OF IT^S NEWEST IMAGE WHORE HANNAH MONTANA, including any of her merchandise. THE AUTHOR IS SIMPLY MOCKING AN OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT CULTURE THAT IS BASICALLY INTRODUCING CHILDREN TO WHOREDOM VIA A COCKLESS CARTOON MOUSE WHO LIVES IN A CASTLE. WHY SHOULD SUCH A CULTURE NOT BE MOCKED? THE AUTHOR ALSO WISHES TO POINT OUT THAT HANNAH MONTANA IS NO MORE REAL THAN MICKEY MOUSE: THEY ARE BOTH IMAGES MANUFACTURED BY BOARD ROOM SUITS TO SELL TICKETS AND MERCHANDISE. YOU CAN^T KILL MICKEY MOUSE AND YOU CAN^T KILL HANNAH MONTANA. THE AUTHOR KNOWS THIS BUT STILL THINKS IT IS FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE TO MOCK THESE FACTS.




WE LOVE YOU DISNEY WHORE! HOW BIG IS PLUTO^S COCK?
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