Rocket Science

I had to reinvent math to get the dimensions right.

This is as close to the moon as I will ever get. Carving through a 2x4 with a saw so dull that I'm trying to melt the wood and so old it was made in America. I'm trying to build a box to stand on when I hang myself but if any of the end cuts are crooked then it will all wobble.

Day At The Zoo

Some Kind of Malayan Bear

Mother Lion and Cub

 Adult male lions try to kill any foreign male cubs and the mother goes from sleeping to kill or be killed in three seconds. Pure instinct.

 

 Jason and the Argonauts hunted this animal for the hide. A handsome and huge goat.

The fabled golden fleeced Takin from Tibet

Peacock filling up on M&Ms

A hippo can hold its breath for 5 minutes!

Baby Prairie Dog! Cute!

 Thanks to all you Budweiser beer drinkers for making this free St. Louis zoo possible.

"Oh, I ate too much custard!"