Monday, April 12, 2010

Rabbit is Done

I started reading the Rabbit Angstrom books in the group home in Laconia. That was in November. So, 5 months later, I just finished Rabbit Remembered, the novella that completes the cycle. The books are as follows
Rabbit, Run
Rabbit Redux
Rabbit is Rich
Rabbit at Rest
Rabbit Remembered

I've praised these books more than once and I'll stand by the series as one of the rarest accomplishments in literature. Sequels in movies are nothing new because we're talking about generally taking the same characters and making exactly the same movie. Lethal Weapon 1-4 are sort of different because as cliche as the characters were (loose cannon + jaded veteran) the writers found a way to develop them. Riggs (Mel Gibson) gets less loose and insane and falls in love. Murtaugh (Danny Glover) watches his acting career go down the drain. But it's rare. Characters don't develop in movie sequels nor in sitcoms. That's the rule.

But there was a time before Harry Potter and the Eclipse series when a trilogy was a rare thing. Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Master and Commander, Shogun, there are probably others. Sexus, Plexus and Nexus. The Rosy Crucifixion. Should I include those trashy Jack Ryan Tom Clancy books? No. I can't. Rabbit is Rich and Rabbit at Rest both won the Pulitzer Prize. Find me another time a writer won two Pulitzers for books in a series. I'll save you the research time and tell you only William Faulkner and Booth Tarkington also won two Pulitzer prizes each and they were both for unrelated books.
It's rare. But, a series of five books that are written about the same character over the course of 40 years, each book being roughly ten years after the last from 1960-2000, is crazy. I mean, Updike wrote a book a year for half a century and five of them were devoted to Rabbit Angstrom. I'm in awe of this devotion. And I'm even more in awe of Updike's ability. He comes so close to slipping into despair so many times. I've mentioned how Mark Twain's later works were written from the pits of depression and are difficult to digest because of the obvious lecturing tone. I think that is more natural than prevailing over your own worldview for 40 years. I mean, how did Updike manage to stay out of his own way while writing these books? The consistency is like he wrote them all at once. He has the exact same omnipotent tone of voice for every book, the same loving attention to the forgettable. That's like 2000+ pages, maybe a million words, written without cracking. These characters cried real tears.
I don't want to spoil the reading for anyone but his greatest skill is the personalized commentary that is the bulk of the books. A person will walk into a room and say, "Is there anything in the fridge?"
And what will follow is like three pages of observations so incisive that I almost forget about my petty troubles. Then the other person in the room will say, "Why don't you look." And then another three pages of commentary on memories and hidden desires and mis-communications ranging from deaths and dreams and regrets and tiny gestures and the meaning of the most minor head nod. I wonder if Updike's life was a hellish jumble of oversensitivity and hyper-conscious observations. And all the comments do not seem to come from Updike because if they did then I would have to reject the books. No, the narrative is heavy on judgment and reaction but not necessarily Updike's. Updike managed to climb inside the skull of several people and see through their eyes. He brought his own preconceptions to the table but he also saw the dimensions one person usually doesn't see.
And it's amazing that he wrote so differently than Hemingway or Steinbeck or Kerouac, so complicated and devoted to the subtleties but it still feels like he's only giving you what you need to understand. Furthermore, the characters are basically average Pennsylvania folk, men and women who are neither saints nor criminals. So, when your setting is a gathering of middle aged men and women at a country club, then you've got to be some kind of genius to write 30 pages of gripping commentary with hardly any dialogue, but every word is skillfully and surgically dissected.
I think that's the key here. I'm hunting for the secret he had and the word 'dissected' rings true. The characters dissect every gesture and comment. They notice everything and react to it. They hold grudges and drink too much and speak too freely sometimes and everyone else notices. I think it's as accurate a depiction of human thought as I've read. He's like a scientist of human behavior and he goes to the absolute edge of the border between commentary and psychology before someone makes a frivolous comment that gets dissected again. Indulge me for a moment and read a random passage from Rabbit Remembered:

"Numb, heaped with disgrace, she follows him back into the dining room, past the tall breakfront where Ma Springer's precious Koerner china trembles at their double retreat. Annabelle has to hurry with her choppy small steps to keep up. She dressed for this occasion in a white cashmere cardigan and cinnamon-brown skirt, perhaps a little tight and short for the company. But that's how skirts come now, from New York via the buyers for the malls."

So much is happening here, from emotion to subtle action to social commentary. Never mind that this moment takes place at an emotional crisis/high point (after Thanksgiving dinner) to end chapter 3, the details could be dissected again for a master's thesis. The detail of Ma Springer's china hutch is a nod to those readers who have been with this family for 40 years. I mean, imagine that. Many readers of the first two books DIED before the last three were written. I mean, it's just a rarity in itself that one lived long enough to read them all, let alone write them all. The Harry Potter series was done in less than one decade. If you've read all five of these Rabbit books then you've seen Ma Springer, Janice's mother, from 1960 to when she died in the mid-eighties a few years before Rabbit died. (My last image of her is resting her swollen feet in a recliner) You've heard Ma Springer hold the family together through two different separations and a car dealership falling apart and her own husband dying and who knows about her own affairs with sly tennis instructors and such. And this china has been around for 40 years. I'm privileged to not only live at a time when Updike's work is complete, but I've got the leisure time to read it all in 5 months. The only tribute I could make is to write a sixth installment about a person who reads the 5 books and tries to integrate the lessons into his life, and fucks it all up in the process. Updike described his own style as an attempt "to give the mundane its beautiful due." Thus the focus on empty buildings and underclothes and penis shapes. How about this one:

"She and Ronnie left alone tended to each other's needs, one of which, never stated, was getting ready for death, which could start any time now. A pain in the night, a sour number on the doctor's lab tests, and the skid would begin."

That one I laughed at...too honest. Sometimes I felt Updike was too honest, milking the tit of life until it was dry, a little too omnipotent. When someone opens their mouth now I just hear Updike analyze the words and the gestures.
Anyway, the details never cease. Updike just pours on the analysis. I'm done with Rabbit for now. Updike, fortunately, has about 30 other books I haven't read so I'll probably die before I get to them all. I'll leave some for my next life.

Updike had a gift for not manipulating his reader. He unapologetically wrote as he saw it and didn't really try to direct the reader toward a conclusion. People have opinions and if the opinions don't match then you have an argument. Updike saw the argument itself as the interesting part and the topic of the argument as incidental. The story behind the story, that's the lesson here. I'd be a fool to try to write like this. It's just not possible. Furthermore, Updike didn't write one punchline in five books. I laughed a little at the samurai swiftness of Updike's observations such as,

"He and Pru were so upset with each other they couldn't sleep and finally fucked in an effort to get relaxed which made them both madder and sadder than ever."

I relate to that observation and I don't know many people who would read that and think, "Really? They fucked out of anger and that didn't solve everything? Huh?"

It's just honest. I think, wait, this will be my closing comment. Nelson says it to his mother's new husband after the nasty incident at Thanksgiving:

"Let me tell you something, Ronnie, something I've observed: nobody gets away with anything. Those that escape punishment inflict it on themselves. We all do it. We keep our own accounts."

And something I've observed is that if you don't keep your own account, someone else is probably watching and keeping it for you. In this case it was Updike keeping America's account for 40 years. Now, we've got a lot of writers keeping track, recording, revealing, admitting, confessing publicly on the internet. I'm not different. But there is no substitute for quality so it's time for someone else to step up and sort through all these ridiculous blogs for some meaning. There is a blog out there devoted solely to pictures of bad parking jobs. Seriously?
But is sorting through all these blogs any different from sorting through the infinite tones of voice or ways people look at each other? No, it just takes devotion. I think the word is compartmentalization. Updike could compartmentalize. I need to learn that skill. If I could take one thing away it's that line in Rabbit is Rich,

"The world keeps ending but new people keep showing up thinking the fun has just begun."

Who needs the serenity prayer when you have that? I'm going to play some tennis now.


Sunday, April 11, 2010

My guitar has been drinking...the piano got evicted


A blur of Hampton Beach mistakes:
Onion Rings in name alone. Soggy like a politician's promise. No salt? WTF?
The Red Headed Slut put me over the edge at the Blarney Stone (not the red headed slut that a woman offered to set me up with, the red one in a shot glass.)
Felled several trees and saw Chicken Man on his back more than once. No pictures because we were too busy watching our asses.
Just imagine Chicken Man up about 30 feet, one foot on the teetering ladder (I'm supposed to hold the bottom but with a chainsaw and a cracked tree above me I stood back a good ten feet.) The saw chain gets stuck in the split. The trunk split creaks like my knees in the morning.

"It's coming down!"
And Chicken man lets go of the chainsaw and slides to the bottom. I step back and fall over a log.
I'm working backwards. Picking up sticks, gigantic trees cracked in half during the wind storm. Then cutting and raking. Our boss asked me if I was married and I said, "Incredibly, no. And look, I got a hair cut." She went right to work like an interior decorator matching couch fabric to the curtain rod filigree. I think she picked up a phone and started matchmaking on the spot. Her daughter-in-law knows a friend...blah blah blah.
"What's your hook?" she asked, to give her something to sell me with.
I stutter, "Graveyard videography. I'm more witty than the law allows."
I think she lost my number after that.



And then a tour of many bars in Hampton and Portsmouth. Any normal pair of healthy men would be out to mingle but we're like two terminal patients talking about how horrible everything is in the cancer ward. Girls avoid us just because of the 100 yard stares we have and I literally don't see anyone in the bar, dreaming as I do of non-existent civilizations I'll never see.
"Tell me where Labrador is again," asks the chicken man
"Oh, who gives a fuck about the wolf?"
"Lets go to Banff."
"Why not?" I groan as this weight descends on me in the form of acute angina. The futility of it all. I picture my spirit animal the arctic wolf adrift on a melting ice flow, searching for a home, some mercy, and passing plastic Hannah Montana products afloat on the water. And somehow I end up the asshole for giving a shit.

Someone hopefully asks if we put Bob Dylan on the jukebox.
"I'd punch Bob Dylan in his face if I saw him," says the Chicken Man, and he guzzles his beer.
"Who the fuck is Bob Dylan?" I say as I pick a scab off my hand.
The person moves away and the night melts into mutual despair.

So, today I decided to get on my 1974 Vespa Ciao. You know the one that went from L.A. on a one way trip to the bottom of the world, but then survived even a drunk Mexican girl laughing and intentionally gunning the throttle in the direction of heavy cross traffic. I ran next to her and grabbed the throttle but she had like a claw grip on it and I couldn't get it off so I grabbed both brakes, her laughing right in my ear and me yelling "Alto! Alto! Despacio!" but she was determined to go into traffic and she couldn't even stand upright. So I took a jagged pedal to the calf in my attempt to drag the bike down like a roped mustang. I managed to get it stopped just feet from the road and she stumbled away. That moped went everywhere with me and has become a part of my identity so it deserves another cylinder head and oversize piston even though the old one was strong enough to kill someone.

We both were not supposed to return from that trip because I felt the country had been hijacked by Republicans and had run amok. But then when hasn't the country been running amok? Never. It's just been one hysterical lurching mob movement after another. From the revolution to the gold rush to the Indian wars and the interstate highway and the peacetime police action. Congress hasn't officially declared war since 1941. It's like skiing a black diamond trail with an avalanche on your ass, you can't stop and you can only sort of steer and the screams of someone nearby saying there is a forest fire below is merely static to your ears. I have asked God to grant me serenity to blah blah blah SO MANY FUCKING TIMES that I'm pretty sure he isn't listening. Either that, or the serenity prayer is all fucked up. I'm not supposed to accept the things I can not change. I'm supposed to change it, to find a way. I can change everything. Right? All I need is the courage to change everything and the marketing strategy to know how to do it. You think the fuckers over at Pepsico ask for the serenity to accept the things they can't change? Not a chance. They put their heads together and they MAKE EVERY AMERICAN LOVE DORITOS. The serenity prayer is for pussies.


So 6 hours spent today resolving (changing) this moped matter and the lack of headlight. All the parts fit, amazingly, although I forgot to install the nice new head gasket, and I jumped on and blasted off. It's got a good engine but bad brakes. No pictures again but soon I'll be mobile on my two wheeled Italian stallion. It idled for the first time in two years and had something related to torque. Nice!

Three songs will debut soon at the Press Room:
1: J.J. Newberry's
2: Ode to Woody
3. Good neighbor, bad chainsaw


Did I leave anything out? Oh, I missed a post and haven't written a damn thing about Santa Cruz. Trust me that even a bad book is hard to write.

here's a pic of Pa Bleacher back in the day right around the time my van was first sold. resemblance? I can't look like him and Paul McCartney and Norman Bates at the same time so make up your minds.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Spring Cleaning: A little off the top



Tired of seeing his resume go into the "Long Hair" file every time he leaves an employment agency, Oggy walked down to the Clip Joint, a barber shop he hasn't been to in 15 or 20 years. Not much had changed. the old barbers chairs still had springs sticking through the red upholstery. Handyman magazines still offered ways to cut wood trim perfectly and repair rotted wood. The style sample books still had handsome men with luxurious hair and women turning their heads.
"A man's best friend is the person who makes him look his best," said the hair style book.

The conversation with the stylist bordered on metaphysical:
"Is this what you want your hair to look like?"
"No, that's what I want it to look like in two months."
"So, longer?"
"Shorter."
"You're tired of the long hair?"
"I'm done with it."
"This an interesting cut you have going on."
"I did it myself with some paper scissors."
"Really? I never would've known."

Oggy didn't mention the Czech woman in Cabo San Lucas who, in a moment of exasperation, took some scissors and trimmed his hair on a beach.
"Ju look like a bum."
"Says you."
"Holt still."
"You're stepping on my foot."
"Becauz ju're moving. Just stop. My goot! Be serious!"

Standing in front of him, Oggy had slid his hands over her hips. She had attempted a complete makeover of Oggy but only got so far as his hair and a clean shirt. She determined he was hopeless, adorable, but hopeless. Today Oggy proved it was not hopeless.

The hair came off easily, a little more gray than Oggy is used to falling on the white and black striped cape. He remembered as a teenager how the hair would collect in the valleys of the fabric and he could gently bounce a hand and the hair would slide down like an avalanche. He did this today and hair he grew in Mexico, hair that the lovely Czech woman had spared because she soon succumbed to his groping her through her silky dress, fell to the clay tiles of the Clip Joint. The child in him grinned as he had grinned decades earlier when his mother or father would have to describe the hair cut he would receive. A delicious Moe's sandwich was probably a reward.

"I don't style it so keep it simple," said Oggy.
And this is what he got.

Before:




After:

In other news, his car did not pass the yearly inspection. The problem may be the catalytic converter. 130,000 miles and he's afraid of the possible repair bill. Fortunately, his 1974 moped is just waiting to be repaired and that will put him back on the road no matter what happens. Cars don't fit Oggy's style anymore. They're impossible to work on with dozens of computers and sensors and he doesn't want to get his shirt dirty.

The latest job hunt found him facing a person who expected him to beg for a chance to harness wire. She didn't understand that he was interviewing her. He had shaved and gotten a hair cut. Now he meant business.

"So what kind of offer can you make me?"
"$9 an hour."
"You couldn't pay me $9 an hour just to pick up $9 an hour."
"Well, that's..."
"That's not good enough. You think some guy is going to walk off the street and do what I can do?"
"Actually..."
"Never. I see the mouth-breathers picking up their checks here. They've got Velcro shoe laces. I'm a master assembler. Start me at $20 an hour with an option for $25 in a month. And travel expenses. And..."
"This interview is over."
"So we have a deal? Excellent. I'm going on vacation this week but as soon as I get back..."
"Hello, police?"


He wanted to go to Hookset to have an excuse to meet Julie, who could probably work some magic with his hair, but the interview was today and he doesn't know where Hookset is. Next haircut will be due in 2022 so just be patient Julie!

As for Oggy, it's the first day of the rest of his life.



No, I didn't bring in a picture of Paul and ask for the 1965 hair style. That was just how it came out!

Thursday, April 8, 2010

DDR

I mentioned that the problems with my computers are the RAM. I had 600MB of RAM and my computer is so old that 2GB is the maximum. 6GB are available and 4 GB is pretty much standard. It turns out that to install the adobe master collection I have to install 2GB of RAM. So, the sound you hear is money flying out of my wallet. But the good news is that the software I bought is actually software and not a bucket of bolts.

As a substitute for entertaining writing I will place a random Nat King Cole video here. It's not Autumn, but the song really isn't about a season, is it?

Synergy

I'm going to figure out how to integrate the blogs I follow into my blog. I think it has something to do with RSS. Real simple stuff. But not so simple. It's a live feed. Does anyone know how this is done? I'm thinking I will have to go into the template of my own blog and set aside some kind of inset that will be the location of the content from a different site. I should practice with the onion before taking the pregnant robot content and putting it here. It's an experiment to try to do the thing Pepsico is doing with chips and soda. The ingredients in the soda are somehow the antidote to the ingredients in the chips. They call it corporate synergy. And I call it a challenge to do the same thing with guerrilla media such as my blog and the blogs I follow. Am I dreaming to call it that? Ah, fuck you. Don't answer that.
If I delete my whole blog accidentally that will be too bad. The one writing gig I applied for (with that snarky cover letter) actually wrote back and said "I like your style." They want me to cover local politics so I may actually get a chance to be a Portsmouth P.J. O'Rourke. Now that would be hysterical.
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