Otis Blows Soul Blues

I live in the dark most of the evening so you might as well hear me in my element. I'm shirtless and eating a makeshift mechanically separated turkey sandwich with avocado that I squeeze onto the bread with my fingers and the food is falling on my bare chest. I talk while chewing and gesture wildly with my hands and then slump forward in defeat and then regain my composure and shake my fist at the sky. It really was a great performance but I forgot to turn the overhead light on so you'll never see it.

The Legacy of ARE Pitiful Schools

Is there a site that collects sign board mistakes?

 The real kick in the ass is that directly behind my shoulder to the north is a Whataburger franchise that has on their sign board,
"Come in and try what's new on our menu"
So, all the nimrod spelling "OUR" had to do is turn around for the right letters. They didn't even need to google it or nothing. Simple! But no. They tried to spell it phonetically and in Texas that's how you pronounce OUR.
"Try Are Ice Coffee. It's Guud."
I swear texting and low literacy are going to give me a heart attack.

M stands for Mistake

Fat and Happy

Excellent Brisket Taco at Taqueria Almeida #1

Brisket Tacos come with pickles and onion. I liked it!

Gold Wing

My whole life feels like I'm staring down a broken machine

This is the wrong connector to test the stator

No Go

I think the car with the round rear windows is a 1963 Chevy Nova Super Sport SS