Friday, January 17, 2014

Religion or no Religion?


I was a little startled to read bout a group of marauding Buddhists...

"More than a dozen people may have been killed after a Buddhist group rampaged through a town in an isolated corner of Myanmar, hacking Muslim women and children with knives, a rights group reported Friday." 


I was reminded of the old argument against religion that wars are fought over religion and it causes so much grief. I probably ascribed to that naive and narrow minded conclusion at one point in my self education but now I see it as exactly the opposite: Religion had little to do with this and similar events. In fact, it's the absence of religion that led to this event. This is what happens when people are atheists but wear the clothes of a religious person. This is atheism at work, not religion. Myanmar is primarily "Muslim" but in this one small area the majority of "Buddhists" have congregated and they decided to try to violently evict the small minority of Muslims. Calling these people Buddhists is like calling me a Justin Bieber fan (Be-lieber) because I listen to the radio...and the radio also plays songs by Justin Bieber? I don't have an opinion of Justin Bieber. I know he exists and records music but I have pre-sorted his music to the skip section of my brain based on my strong suspicion that he has nothing to tell me that I'll be interested in. Although I can't forget the summer and fall of 2012 when I was forced to listen to this annoying song about 1000 times during my 5 hour commute to and from oil tank batterys.
I guess getting paid $37/hr to listen to crap dance music is the American Dream.


Christopher Hitchens made a career from misinterpreting religion and then debating priests. It must've been nice to grow up an affluent westerner who never got his hands dirty and then to cast judgement on the battle to survive for the other 99% of humanity, who occasionally need faith in something ethereal to support them...and to do all of this from the comfortable seat of flabby punditry. I wonder how many atheists are Guatemalan coffee pickers, sweating all day on a hill for $1 so Starbucks can package their latest sugar and caffeine cocktail for the cool hipsters coding HTML e-commerce sites all day long in San Mateo. It really must be awesome to have that kind of spare time that you can fly around and pick your nose in haughty arrogance and fling it at the sun-baked believers. His arguments were about as flimsy as the latest Malcolm Gladwell theory (in fact only a Christian minister would look dumb debating him) but they gave all the atheists a warm feeling to know they shared the same delusions as a depressed British drunk and it gave the devout a warm feeling to know they were going to heaven and Hitchens was going to hell.

I've been playing from my hymnal lately because the music is about at my level of ability on the piano and the melodies are soothing, they bring me peace in a troubled time. We're adrift in the universe on the brink of extinction and the presence of religion is a relief from the maw of oblivion. So tell me how religion caused men in Myanmar to hack women to death, show me the teachings of Allah and Buddha that led to such an outburst. Or is it the hijacking of religion for secular ends that is to blame, like aviation can not be to blame for planes being flown into buildings on purpose, or how football can not be to blame for football coaches molesting players. The news reports a religious massacre...it labels religions mainly because journalists make their living off low-lying fruit and their audience is dumb hairless apes who scratch their ass while watching football...but is this the root cause or merely the jerseys the opponents were wearing, the mascara of deluded beasts? Wasn't it the absence of devotion, the absence of religious fervor, the denial of Allah's and Buddha's words, that drove the men to abandon their practice and take up knives? Religious crusades are packaged like frosted flakes so people will approve of them, but it amounts to a religious vacuum, not a wellspring. Hitchens was a skeptic and so am I; I'm skeptical when someone writes about Buddhists wielding knives. I once went to a Buddhist church in Mountain View, California and the focus was on tea and soybean curd and candles. Like Malcolm X said, "You can put a shoe in an oven but that doesn't make it a biscuit."

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Remember This One?

I heard this on the radio today and was immediately transported back to when I was 9 years old and my nose was running and my corduroy pants ended around my shin bone and I wore action stripes socks and had bad teeth and we played Smear The Queer in the Little Harbor field...and my underwear was always dirty. I liked baseball cards and stuff with Star Wars on it and ate nothing but Twinkies and gum. Really good song. Simplicity and honesty with good execution. The dirt band always satisfied.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Out Yonder

"...and the skies are not cloudy all day..."

Where buffalo (cibolo) once roamed
"Blessed is the man that walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, nor standeth in the way of sinners, nor sitteth in the seat of the scornful."

Monday, January 13, 2014

Metric Misery

I deal with a lot of Standard bolt measurements every day and I've come to the conclusion that SAE is not fundamentally worse or better than Metric. The main problem came along when some engineer decided to reduce fractions like 1/4...which is really 2/8...or 4/16...or 8/32. BUT FOR SOME STRANGE REASON THE SAME ENGINEER Used a different denominator for different sizes such as 3/8. So you go from 1/4 to 3/8. Why didn't they leave both as a denominator of 8? Then it would be 2/8 and then 3/8. Then 4/8...which is 1/2. So, my conclusion, when I open my own tool manufacture company in Mexico...is to go sequentially with only 32 as the denominator.
So it will be 8/32...10/32....12/32...14/32..16/32...18/32....20/32.....22/32...24/32...26/32...28/32...30/32...1 inch.
See? sequential increase by 2.

None of this insane 5/16, 3/8, 3/4 nonsense.


Metric works because it is sequential...and standard fractions have different denominators...so a 3/8 actually bigger than a 5/16...3 being bigger than 5 because the division of 8 is smaller than the division of 16. Does that make sense?

I only bring this up because the brake pedal of my van hit the floor today at high speed and put some more grey hairs on my aging face...and I'm trying to figure out the size of my brake line...1/4 or 3/8..because the Mexican beach salt finally caught up with the 45 year old stainless.

Accident Analysis II

"The National Transportation Safety Board determines that the probable cause of the accident was the flightcrew’s failure to use the taxi checklist to ensure that the flaps and slats were extended for takeoff. Contributing to the accident was the absence of electrical power to the airplane takeoff warning system which thus did not warn the flightcrew that the airplane was not configured properly for takeoff. The reason for the absence of electrical power could not be determined."

Keeping with my plane crash theme, some people watch true crime stories and murder mystery reenactments but I like to read Aircraft Accident Reports.


I think the reason I like to read these documents is because they are written for the layman with footnotes to define terms I might not understand like "Heading Bug" but the incidents/accidents are outside of my career path. However; the principles that are under the microscope are completely human and apply to any field, including oil field electrician. Reading one of these reports would benefit everyone.

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