Monday, February 15, 2010

survival of the fittest as it applies to technogenetics

Nat King Cole trio is fit. It's may as well be live because these cats don't miss a note. They survive.
I'm finishing The Creation: An Appeal to Save Life on Earth by E.O. Wilson. It's filling in the gaps in my universal theory of existence.

I've called Steve Jobs a diabolical, evil, cunning, murderous, and reckless programmer of humanity. But maybe I'm being unfair. Maybe he is really a technogenetic stud. That's not a word yet but I want to be the first to define it. Steve Jobs basically is impregnating humanity with his technological genes. He's creating new Apple users...people dependent on Apple. Genes are biological, refined salts to be exact, DNA with inherited traits from parents. Now, the latest development has been a hybrid human with traits from mom and dad and Steve Jobs. The iPad is like a sickle-cell immunity. How has this happened? Technogenetic transpiration, of course. Yup, you heard it here first. Can I fault a man for finding a way to spread his genetic seed over copper wires? Yes, I can, because it is atrocious, abominable, inhuman.

But in the world of biology there is nothing wrong. There is only what is and what is not. Again, we always return to philosophy...and the theory of self determination. Are we subject to the whims of a techno sire like Steve Jobs? Or can we determine our fate, should we determine our fate? This is a topic for another day...maybe a topic for my master's thesis in metaphysics.


hobo soup said...

i got the book and loved the story. Where do I send the check?

Oggy Bleacher said...

someone is really being a joker. The gibberish above is a link to some adult content. Because it is sort of humorous I will allow it to remain.

See, I use the website as kind of generic porn site when I refer to porn sites. It's funny because it's slightly obtuse, almost artistic. I could go with or but those don't have the same depth as shavedasian. Also, there is a funny story where a friend's boyfriend in California was talking about how we should introduce her nephew to pornography (we were trying to be mature about the subject and had decided only a controlled introduction would be appropriate)
He said, "Black Twelve Inches Mag is too graphic. We should start him off with something gentle, like Shaved Asian."
I laughed and laughed and the name has stuck with me. Shaved Asian. It's like a menu item. I'll take a Shaved Asian with fried rice. So funny.

And it doesn't exist as a website so it's even better. Furthermore, as you will see if you click on the link above, Asian porn actresses DO NOT SHAVE their pubic region. I could speculate on why not but let's leave a little mystery in the world. In Venice I sublet a room and the japanese dude had tons of Japanese porn. Naturally curious, I watched all of the videos and was amazed that the content is censored. The genitals are all pixelated. Just this fact made it even more strange. I mean, you know the guy is getting a blow job but you can't see his penis or her mouth! After the blatant anal gaping penis cam grotesqueness of California porn it was refreshingly forbidden!

Anyway, the link above leads to an asian (Japanese?) porn site. Because Japanese script is not translated by Mozilla, you get these strange blocks and numbers. Your browser has to be configured to translate them to Japanese letters.

If the above site is called then I protest because the models aren't shaved. Also, the porn there is censored and difficult to access. Visit it at your own risk.

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