Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Earth Day

Dentist visit is done for the next half a year and I'm ready to save the planet.
Goals for earth day gleaned from the inspirational messages on the ceiling of the dentist office:
Plan to have a good day
Expect a good day.
Imagine what a good day would be like and make it come true.

So far it's been good. I'm wearing some new $2 pants, got some money for keeping the dog alive, played some good tennis and even flirted with a girl on her lunch break playing tennis.

The car is getting serviced and I've got a lead on a nude modeling gig in upstate NH. It involves a violin but it pays good money and I need to pay off the debts I just built up getting my teeth cleaned. The dentist talked me into a tooth bleaching service because I am a vain and shallow person.

I'm imagining myself writing good punchlines.
I rode my bicycle today in recognition of Earth Day. What did you do? Smoking pot doesn't count.


ed said...

i expected to see you downtown on this beautiful day. I saw this band ripping it up in front of the church...one guy was playing a acordian (sp?), one guys was playing a banjo, and another guy was playing something that looks like what people used to wash their laundry on like 100 years ago...and it had some cow bells attached to it. They looked like they came straight out of the woods in Maine...scruffy beards and 2nd hand clothes. Like they were out of the 1920's....or earlier...i don't know my decades.

Oggy Bleacher said...

They were from the 2010s.

hardworker said...

if you vaporize your pot to reduce emissions, does that count towards earth day?

Oggy Bleacher said...

Yes it does. The wolf thanks you.

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