Iceberg Hunting

I grew tired of warm milk and melting butter. This was not a problem in Labrador where the winter has never released the land completely but in Newfoundland I've found some warm (but overcast) weather. So I gathered some iceberg ice to put in my bag. At first I was going to put it in my cooler but then I remembered that I had left that cooler attached to my 1974 Vespa Ciao. So I triple-bagged the ice and had cold milk. It's more trouble than it is worth as the heat melts the ice in one day.