Thursday, December 1, 2011

Oggy Powers Activate

 I don't want anyone to forget that I shop at the most expensive market in town for my organic eggs and overpriced yoghurt. $2 bananas and no lines. Most importantly, I do not have to read any tabloid magazine covers regarding cellulite or celebrity divorces...because that is offensive to me. I'd rather pay more for my apples.
 File these Oreos under "F" for "fucking disgusting." Triple Double stuffed, meaning three cookies with two different flavored cream fillings. It's for those who want to become diabetic three times as fast. I didn't buy them even at the bargain price of $2.50. They were at Big Lots, where I go for my budget noodles. Incidentally, they also don't have stupid tabloid magazines. I should start a Facebook fan page for stores with no tabloids. Or maybe I could call it "Tabloid Free Food Stores" NO Celebrity Gossip!
 This is Fort McCleary in Kittery with the sun directly behind me.
This is a gift for Dave, the guy who helped me get ready for the Arctic Wolf Quest. I don't know if he is still alive but I'm pretty sure he'll throw it immediately into the garbage.
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