rabid?

goddamn i shoulda ashkerd if that fuckin dog had its shots for tyhe rabies because this arm aint feeliun good. cant hardly polish the bishop this evening. lawd it wont be long. you get that double bed ready fo me and my guitar. and i done run out of needlepoint thread and must bicycle 15 miles to the craft store. oh! but the arm! i gott a get bit by a dog in the poor part of town. my luck sucks junkie lips. hopw can i finish my santa cruz manifesto with one hand? where's my Russian bride?