Question: What's worse than burying a cat?
Answer: Burying a cat and then deciding that it was creepy because you buried it in a pillowcase with ducks and trains printed on it and the corpse is a few feet from your bedroom window and you never even looked at the cat and it wasn't respectful to dig a shallow grave and dump it in there...so you must exhume the body like it is Vladimir Lenin and then move the corpse to another hole farther in a field and rebury it and make a cross and say a prayer.
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3 comments:
but you left it in the pillowcase?
Poncho
Since when do you bury pussy?
Is there proper etiquette for burying a stray cat that dies in your yard? Put up signs..."Found Dead Cat. Was cute once."
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