Saturday, December 1, 2012

Top 10 Highlights of the Week

1. Determined I grossed $11,000 in one month*
2. Rescued a pond turtle from imminent death on the highway and set it free in the local park where it immediately attacked a bathing swan.
3. Laptop hotstick stopped working preventing any blogging.
4. Bought at least $200 worth of frivolous items at Walmart and Tractor Supply.
5. My refrigerator looks like a ten fat Americans live with me.
6. Three teenage girls saw my van at the park and asked for a tour. I said, "There are men who give tours of their van to teenage girls and then there are men who know better." I drove away...fast.
7. Prayed I'd win $550 million in Powerball lottery....but lost.
8. Estimated another month of work before shoulder surgery is required to allow me to brush my teeth.
9. Replaced a belt on a 2004 Mitsubishi Eclipse by bypassing the broken air compressor pulley. The belt was about 1148 mm long.
10. Remembered how to play the A section of Joplin's "The Entertainer" on piano.

* This means I grossed $11,000 for the year.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is #1 the best part and #10 the lowest of the highlights? Or vice versa? Or is the numbering irrelevant?

Poncho

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Oggy Bleacher said...

I guess the Russian spam bots have really locked in on this blog. I'm getting 15 spam hits a day so more unmanned rockets are hitting my territory than human foot soldiers. The numbering, like all things in my life, is irrelevant.

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