Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Bongo Tour

"Esta Machina Mata Drogistas"

I tried to thwart my destiny with piano fantasies but the river always leads to the source and I am undertaking a "Woody Guthrie Memorial Bongo Tour" of Mexico with the intention to sow the seeds of sobriety in the insane drug war. It has to end and like Booth thought he could take revenge for the humiliation of the south, Oggy is going to man up and meet the problem face to face. That can't be done in the van because it will seem presumptuous and haughty. No, I will travel with the people, I will drink their beer, but I will insist this insane cocaine trade must end. They have the power and maybe they are operating under some kind of sabotage theory that will destroy America from inside as we snort more and more cocaine but I don't care. It has to end. Yes, hydro fracturing is much worse overall than snorting cocaine but we have to start somewhere and maybe the cocaine is keeping our brains addled. I don't say I have the answer but I know what information I need to find the answer...and that's in Mexico as a bongosero disguised as an aging gypsy. If I die, then say I did it for love.


Anonymous said...

Yup, leave the van behind it hinders your ability to meet the real druggistas.
Honestly I would rather see you have the balls and where with all to tackle the natural gas industry rather than a bunch of mexican mules who are just trying to make it happen for thier families cause we need coke here.
MAybe you should stop the automobile import trade from MExico. You could save jobs for americans, you would reduce green house gases, you would reduce our dependence on foriegn oil. Heck coke is bad but even if you succeed in one person stopping their kilo from going up their ass, there is another one ready to jump in and stuff balloons up their ass....


Oggy Bleacher said...

relax. i made it ten miles and realized i forgot my sleepingbag and my ego

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