Saturday, May 25, 2013

Name The Suspect

"...a few people, disturbed or fanatical, radicalized by things they have read or watched, decide to commit evil."

This statement refers to...

A. Boston Terrorists
B. Richard Nixon
C. Adolf Hitler
D. Charlie Manson
E. George W. Bush
F. All of the above


I'm really disturbed by the CNN mind fuck journalists trying to spin every event to a stars and stripes ending. It's repulsive. It's even more repulsive that it's so popular.



I think the quote from the guy who hacked a British Soldier* to death in England was, "The only reason we killed this man today is because Muslims are dying daily by British soldiers," he begins. "And this British soldier is one. It is an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. I apologize that women had to witness this today but in our lands our women have to see the same."

"It's an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth."

CNN's analysis?....."Beyond Comprehension."

REALLY? THAT IS BEYOND COMPREHENSION? REVENGE IS TOTALLY OUTSIDE YOUR ABILITY TO COMPREHEND? THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING AS A JOURNALIST? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE BIBLE? ARE YOU JOKING OR MERELY PUSHING INTELLECTUAL PAWNS TO TWISTED MEANS?

And the Boston Terrorists saying, "This is revenge."

"WHY WHY WHY?" Cry the millions. "REVENGE? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THAT MEANS. IT'S BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION."

Oh, man this is twisted. YOU CAN'T GET A MORE SIMPLIFIED EXPLANATION, AN ACTUAL CONFESSION BY THE PERSON SECONDS AFTER THE CRIME THAT WAS VIDEOED..A CONFESSION THAT ISN'T EVEN TRANSLATED. IT'S IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE. IT CAN BE SUMMED UP WITH ONE WORD. REVENGE. TWO FUCKING SYLLABLES. IF THIS IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION THEN YOU ARE ADMITTING TO HAVING LESS MENTAL ABILITIES THAN A 1 YEAR OLD CHILD WHO STEALS POPCORN BECAUSE HE ONCE HAD POPCORN STOLEN FROM HIM. IS FAREED ZAKARIA FUCKING AUTISTIC?

If these fuckwads wanted to be obtuse they might say this was about justice from their perspective. But they knew that would go over the head of the mouth breathing masses so they kept it simple. Revenge. And their reward is to have CNN say, "WE HAVE NO IDEA WHY THESE BARBARIC CRIMES WERE COMMITTED."

Oh, I'm grateful that my heart will not last much longer and I will die peacefully one night. I not only have to read about daily atrocities but I have to read the total ignorance (or feigned ignorance) of an entire news network. It would be like going to Fenway Park after The Red Sox won the world series and saying "Why are all these people celebrating? It's beyond my comprehension."

The only thing that is beyond my comprehension is why people passively sit around and allow CNN to tug their pierced nipples one way and another. It's so disgusting because the only conclusion I can reach is that it's deliberate double speak. Zakaria is a paid fuckwad who is really just a face on a page and the copy is written intentionally to dispel panic and critical thinking. The top down protocol is to "KEEP THE SHEEP HAPPY." But it isn't working because the sheep are not happy. But they are still dumb assholes because this transparent conspiracy of dis-information is ugly and reeks of filth and lies...which means our whole media is a complete phantom agent of the government's public relations department...which means we're all getting fucked hard in the ass. Now a Word From Our Sponsor In Language You Might Comprehend....

*These fucking idiots killed a drummer. Way to go. How many Muslim drummers were killed in Afghanistan? If the answer is zero then someone is now going to have to even the score by killing the next Ringo Starr from Kabul.
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