Friday, September 20, 2013
Top Consipracy Theory
Is it normal to think that everyone has been brainwashed into accumulating gold for aliens to use in their spaceships? I mean, if you really look around isn't that what we're doing? It all boils down to finding gold, accumulating it in one place. Why? It has to be for aliens. All of human history we've been groomed to covet gold, to hoard it. But I'm putting my foot down. I won't do it. Fuck the aliens. I'm not accumulating gold for them. In fact, I'd like to dump all the gold back into a volcano...just to piss off the aliens. Who is with me?
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i am still here.....and listening....
Poncho
Would it change anything to know that our mission on earth is to collect gold for aliens? I think I would complain that they didn't give us enough help. But maybe they can't help us because they don't have the gold. As soon as they get the gold then they'll reward us.
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