I heard this in the gym today and I thought, "Holy shit, someone wrote a song about mopeds?" But no, the person simply doesn't know what the fuck a moped looks like. Those are all scooters. I didn't see a single moped in the whole video. Mopeds have pedals. Scooters are basically step through motorcycles with small wheels. Mopeds have pedals and scooters don't. Someone should write a song explaining the difference.
Dear Macklemore & Ryan,
Mopeds have pedals and scooters don't.
Sincerely, 1974 Vespa Ciao Moped
These guys also have a cool song about conservation. Over half my clothes come from a thrift store so I feel obligated to share it.
