The man in the van was hanging out at the old Long Beach oil drills. At night so he had the exposure set for 2 seconds to get light in. IT was actually almost pitch black, and the only light was from the nearby industrial wasteland.
Friday, October 10, 2008
desolation angels
The man in the van was hanging out at the old Long Beach oil drills. At night so he had the exposure set for 2 seconds to get light in. IT was actually almost pitch black, and the only light was from the nearby industrial wasteland.
Monday, October 6, 2008
So much drama in the LBC
The man in the van is in Long Beach, recovering from ass surgery. He'll be back in action soon. Keep it real!
They Cut my Ass Open
The man in the van doesn't want to gross people out, but the realities of his life have crossed paths with some nasty afflictions.
Now, kids, if you don't want to have prolapsed hemorrhoids, like the man in the van, then don't do the following:
1. Put 6 inch dildos in your ass. "just to see what it feels like" lol. who hasn't done this?
2. Sit for 18 months writing a book.
3. The only exercise you get for 18 months is walking to the donut shop for an apple fritter. Mmmm. They taste so good but they turn to drywall mud inside your colon. Then you gotta strain like hell trying to shit it out.
4. Ride your bicycle from The East Coast to The Rocky Mountains.
5. The only fiber you eat is when you accidentally chew a piece of Styrofoam off your cup of noodles cup.
Now, kids, if you don't want to have prolapsed hemorrhoids, like the man in the van, then don't do the following:
1. Put 6 inch dildos in your ass. "just to see what it feels like" lol. who hasn't done this?
2. Sit for 18 months writing a book.
3. The only exercise you get for 18 months is walking to the donut shop for an apple fritter. Mmmm. They taste so good but they turn to drywall mud inside your colon. Then you gotta strain like hell trying to shit it out.
4. Ride your bicycle from The East Coast to The Rocky Mountains.
5. The only fiber you eat is when you accidentally chew a piece of Styrofoam off your cup of noodles cup.
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