But at the same time it is welcoming and soothing. You will not be judged. The reason one eye is closed is that a strand of hair, not just an eyelash, had wrapped itself around my eye. Not like, a little bit around, but all the way around my eyeball to where it vanished into the recesses of my skull on both the top and the bottom of the eye. removing that while vomiting and shitting into a togo container and spitting into a cup and sweating in the 110 degree heat was my final passage out of the womb. What happens after this is all my fault. No one else is to blame.
Friday, August 21, 2009
En Memorium
Not quite, but there were several days when Marco man in the van thought he was done for. If he had any possessions worth giving up then he would have bequeathed them all to Nick's mom. It was hit or miss, puking and shitting on a dirt road in rural mexico, trying to get to the border. There are dozens of crosses along the way where people didn't make it. Would he be one of them?
Friday, August 14, 2009
Hannah Montana The Blowup fuck doll
It wasn`t my fault that H.M. decided to use a stripper pole and short shorts in her dance routine at the teen choice awards. (I guess the dildo skit was edited out) Some people objected and H.M. said that everyone has assholes and opinions. Good one Hannah. But do they all have a filthy cunt hole like Hannah? Some of them do. Haha. Some of them are filthy whores...like Hannah. Haha. It`s just my opinion that Hannah Montana is a disgusting disney whore. I`m entitled to my opinion that she is a perverted slut. What proof do I have? Well, let`s see. Her pole dance routine, which I will masterbate while watching as soon as I have a spare moment, is exhibit A.
this bag I found in a mexican supermarket is exhibit B
I don`t know...maybe the similarity is only my imagination. Maybe Hannah Montana doesn`t look like a blow up fuck doll.
But then we all know I have too much time on my hands.
It must also be a coincidence that the word "Pop" is also related to the male ejaculation. She really is a pop star. haha. she`s a disney whore who takes pop shots in her disney fuck hole. haha. how funny is it that I can call her a filthy whore who has a cunt like a blow up fuck doll? I think that is hilarious. I live in a beautiful world where teen whores can be sponsored by Disney, whose mascot is a innocent mouse who lives in a castle with a cricket, to perform a sexy strip dance with a stripper pole and take pictures posing as a blow up fuck doll ready to be fucked in the mouth...AND I CAN MOCK AND EXPOSE IT OPENLY: In fact, I could actually video tape myself smoking meth and fucking a fuck doll while watching H.M strip on a pole and when I ejaculate into the blow up doll I could yell "Take that, Hannah Montana, you pop star whore!" and THEN I COULD POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND EVERYONE COULD WATCH IT. It`s like a cultural nightmare but I think I should embrace it if only because it could not be more perverse and devoid of anything redeeming. IT IS PURE cultural CORRUPTION.
I think it is fantastic. Please comment on how badly you want to see that video of me beating off on this bag and then fucking a blow up fuck doll while Hannah Montana strips in the background. I think that`s really funny. But if you think it is offensive then MAYBE YOU SHOULD DROP A BOMB ON DISNEYLAND!
Oh, I am having so much fun being subversive. I told you that I don`t care anymore. I DON^T CARE ANYMORE: I AM GOING TO SUBVERT THE CULTURE THAT IS AROUND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE IT FOR WHAT IT IS (HANNAH MONTANA ON METH) AND IF YOU DEFEND IT THEN I WILL SHIT IN MY HAND AND THROW IT IN YOUR FACE. I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF ANYMORE: I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. ACTUALLY, I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. I just think it is all so fucking funny.
DISCLAIMER: THE AUTHOR WISHES TO EMPHASIZE THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND HE DOES NOT AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH THE UNLAWFUL DEMOLITION OF DISNEYLAND OR THE RAPE AND KILLING OF IT^S NEWEST IMAGE WHORE HANNAH MONTANA, including any of her merchandise. THE AUTHOR IS SIMPLY MOCKING AN OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT CULTURE THAT IS BASICALLY INTRODUCING CHILDREN TO WHOREDOM VIA A COCKLESS CARTOON MOUSE WHO LIVES IN A CASTLE. WHY SHOULD SUCH A CULTURE NOT BE MOCKED? THE AUTHOR ALSO WISHES TO POINT OUT THAT HANNAH MONTANA IS NO MORE REAL THAN MICKEY MOUSE: THEY ARE BOTH IMAGES MANUFACTURED BY BOARD ROOM SUITS TO SELL TICKETS AND MERCHANDISE. YOU CAN^T KILL MICKEY MOUSE AND YOU CAN^T KILL HANNAH MONTANA. THE AUTHOR KNOWS THIS BUT STILL THINKS IT IS FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE TO MOCK THESE FACTS.
WE LOVE YOU DISNEY WHORE! HOW BIG IS PLUTO^S COCK?
this bag I found in a mexican supermarket is exhibit B
I don`t know...maybe the similarity is only my imagination. Maybe Hannah Montana doesn`t look like a blow up fuck doll.
But then we all know I have too much time on my hands.
It must also be a coincidence that the word "Pop" is also related to the male ejaculation. She really is a pop star. haha. she`s a disney whore who takes pop shots in her disney fuck hole. haha. how funny is it that I can call her a filthy whore who has a cunt like a blow up fuck doll? I think that is hilarious. I live in a beautiful world where teen whores can be sponsored by Disney, whose mascot is a innocent mouse who lives in a castle with a cricket, to perform a sexy strip dance with a stripper pole and take pictures posing as a blow up fuck doll ready to be fucked in the mouth...AND I CAN MOCK AND EXPOSE IT OPENLY: In fact, I could actually video tape myself smoking meth and fucking a fuck doll while watching H.M strip on a pole and when I ejaculate into the blow up doll I could yell "Take that, Hannah Montana, you pop star whore!" and THEN I COULD POST IT ON THE INTERNET AND EVERYONE COULD WATCH IT. It`s like a cultural nightmare but I think I should embrace it if only because it could not be more perverse and devoid of anything redeeming. IT IS PURE cultural CORRUPTION.
I think it is fantastic. Please comment on how badly you want to see that video of me beating off on this bag and then fucking a blow up fuck doll while Hannah Montana strips in the background. I think that`s really funny. But if you think it is offensive then MAYBE YOU SHOULD DROP A BOMB ON DISNEYLAND!
Oh, I am having so much fun being subversive. I told you that I don`t care anymore. I DON^T CARE ANYMORE: I AM GOING TO SUBVERT THE CULTURE THAT IS AROUND YOU. I WILL EXPOSE IT FOR WHAT IT IS (HANNAH MONTANA ON METH) AND IF YOU DEFEND IT THEN I WILL SHIT IN MY HAND AND THROW IT IN YOUR FACE. I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF ANYMORE: I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. ACTUALLY, I DON^T FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. I just think it is all so fucking funny.
DISCLAIMER: THE AUTHOR WISHES TO EMPHASIZE THAT THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION AND HE DOES NOT AGREE OR DISAGREE WITH THE UNLAWFUL DEMOLITION OF DISNEYLAND OR THE RAPE AND KILLING OF IT^S NEWEST IMAGE WHORE HANNAH MONTANA, including any of her merchandise. THE AUTHOR IS SIMPLY MOCKING AN OBVIOUSLY CORRUPT CULTURE THAT IS BASICALLY INTRODUCING CHILDREN TO WHOREDOM VIA A COCKLESS CARTOON MOUSE WHO LIVES IN A CASTLE. WHY SHOULD SUCH A CULTURE NOT BE MOCKED? THE AUTHOR ALSO WISHES TO POINT OUT THAT HANNAH MONTANA IS NO MORE REAL THAN MICKEY MOUSE: THEY ARE BOTH IMAGES MANUFACTURED BY BOARD ROOM SUITS TO SELL TICKETS AND MERCHANDISE. YOU CAN^T KILL MICKEY MOUSE AND YOU CAN^T KILL HANNAH MONTANA. THE AUTHOR KNOWS THIS BUT STILL THINKS IT IS FUNNY AND ENJOYABLE TO MOCK THESE FACTS.
WE LOVE YOU DISNEY WHORE! HOW BIG IS PLUTO^S COCK?
Catching up
some random photos of my pastimes.
This is McElroy. Otherwise known as Mack. He shapes surfboards.
This is McElroy. Otherwise known as Mack. He shapes surfboards.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Time flies
Returned to Todos Santos to see if it was any cooler here. But it isn`t. Hot and buggy and humid. Anywhere would be better than this desert. I can`t believe it is mid august. The grey hair on my beard tells me that I`m not getting any younger. Why is that? But I`m also getting wiser. So that is the evil exchange we all make. ALright, hold your wisecracks about me not getting wiser. I figured out the problem, as though any one cares. See, the environmental crimes committed by humanity have to be punished. It`s like Dostoyevski. Crime and Punishment. Every crime must be punished. I`m not so existential and nihilistic that nothing matters. So if a sea turtle chokes and dies on a hannah montana doll head or some fucking plastic backpack that goes on a shitty bike...then that has to be punished. IF you don`t agree then we are talking about two different philosophies and YOU DON`T UNDERSTAND ME. So, who do you punish if thousands of turtles are dying because we all use plastic bags and horrible shit that ends up in the ocean? How do you punish humanity when all the governments of the world just want their countries to progress into some kind of Blade Runner future where plastic is outlawed and there are no sea turtles? Sorry, that was a loaded question. My point is that when there is no one to punish, when punishment must be so huge that it is inconceivable, then those with my obsessive nature will do the drastic thing and PUNISH THEMSELVES. See, someone has to be punished and if no one can be punished then I will punish myself. I think that sort of gets to what Chris McCandless was doing for two years on the road. He felt his family had committed a crime of fidelity and honesty and that humanity was also destructive but no one could be punished so he punished himself. Some people have the luxury of being so unsophisticated that THEY ACTUALLY DON^T CARE ABOUT CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY. Well, that must be nice.
So, having internalized the geniocide and cultural massacre that is being perpetrated in Iraq (Dominos Pizza in Baghdad) I have suffered and all the joy has left my life. IT is voluntary and perhaps indescribably arrogant to just about every person I have talked to, but that is my explanation. Like it or not. I operate under the moral philosophy that all crimes must be punished. But that philosophy creates pure havoc when the crime is so monumental that it can never be punished except by God, who WOULD NEVER ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE IF HE EXISTED. WHY PUNISH SOMETHING AFTER THE FACT? THAT`S COMPLETELY IDIOTIC.
Now, my current task is to accept that I have been punished for something that I was a part of (The wholesale destruction of cultures and enviroments via hannah montana products) but that I may as well be dead if my life is only going to be a vessel of sacrifice and penitence. Can I ignore the steady decline of civilizations? Can I overlook the plight of the sea turtle? I don`t know. Drugs do not help...they just make me lonely and sad...beer does not help. Nothing helps because the facts still remain that mankind has run amok and is being so careless with resources and life that only an idiot can watch Tropic Thunder and laugh at Ben Stiller`s monkey like behavior. What kind of a culture allows Hannah Montana and Tropic Thunder films? It is repulsive. But to introduce those monstrosities to other cultures like Iraq and Mexico is proof that America is a cancerous, parasitic, pseudo culture that lives only to devour other authentic cultures and replace them with some kind of surrogate, phony piece of plastic shit that was INVENTED IN A BOARD ROOM with "Culture Reinvention" stenciled on the door.
So fuck all of you. I am going to write like a demon unleashed on the world and every word I write will be a satire or attack on that which I believe is vomitous and repulsive. It will make no difference and sea turtles will continue to die and I will be a hypocrite in the fact that I will take part in a culture and mode of communication with animals that ignore the plight of sea turtles and seals and eagles and small monkeys who live simply in trees and are hunted by monsters in trucks. Fuck all of you who devour the earth. I will undercut your endeavors will all my heart. You will be ashamed to eat your daily bread. I curse you and your blighted families. May your coffee be bitter. May your sperm whither and die in the shaft of your cock. IT is high time for a dystopian novel. Don`t you agree? Who better to write it?
I have suffered long enough and now you will suffer. it is your turn on the Hannah Montana cross.
Yes, I have walked an unusual and unpleasant and unenviable path. But it has introduced me to unusual people and I have come to some unusual conclusions. These conclusions are original and they are shocking and they, admittedly, have no place on this planet. But that is why they must be shared with the world, even if the world is hardly worth communicating with.
You think, "All three people who will read this post?" Yes, them. BEcause you see that it does not matter if a million or ten million read this post. So to my mind this is a philosophical battle and it makes no difference, in effect, how widely dispersed my philosophy is. Why should it? The sea turtles themselves don`t really care if I am their patron. They don`t care but still I act on their behalf by sticking my finger in a dike with a million rotting holes that spew filth on their home. IF they could speak they would say "Dude, it`s too little too late." And I would say, that philosophically I still must act. Philosophically, a culture that manufactures Hannah Montana to sell fake plastic cell phones with Hannah Montana stickers on them must be called out and mocked openly. This is a mountain of shit that has no purpose. At least the Egyptians created the pyramids! What the fuck is a two dollar plastic belt with "I like boys." spelled in rhinestones going to do? End up in the ocean where an animal will swallow it and die. IF you are not repulsed by this then the chances are you are not the animal who is going to choke on a hannah montana backpack.
I am repulsed by it...and more things than I can list. But hopefully I will list them all in my dystopian novel. I`ll call it "HANNAH MONTANA ATE MY CULTURE WITH HER CUNT AND SHIT OUT A PILE OF AMERICA"
ha ha.
So, having internalized the geniocide and cultural massacre that is being perpetrated in Iraq (Dominos Pizza in Baghdad) I have suffered and all the joy has left my life. IT is voluntary and perhaps indescribably arrogant to just about every person I have talked to, but that is my explanation. Like it or not. I operate under the moral philosophy that all crimes must be punished. But that philosophy creates pure havoc when the crime is so monumental that it can never be punished except by God, who WOULD NEVER ALLOW IT TO HAPPEN IN THE FIRST PLACE IF HE EXISTED. WHY PUNISH SOMETHING AFTER THE FACT? THAT`S COMPLETELY IDIOTIC.
Now, my current task is to accept that I have been punished for something that I was a part of (The wholesale destruction of cultures and enviroments via hannah montana products) but that I may as well be dead if my life is only going to be a vessel of sacrifice and penitence. Can I ignore the steady decline of civilizations? Can I overlook the plight of the sea turtle? I don`t know. Drugs do not help...they just make me lonely and sad...beer does not help. Nothing helps because the facts still remain that mankind has run amok and is being so careless with resources and life that only an idiot can watch Tropic Thunder and laugh at Ben Stiller`s monkey like behavior. What kind of a culture allows Hannah Montana and Tropic Thunder films? It is repulsive. But to introduce those monstrosities to other cultures like Iraq and Mexico is proof that America is a cancerous, parasitic, pseudo culture that lives only to devour other authentic cultures and replace them with some kind of surrogate, phony piece of plastic shit that was INVENTED IN A BOARD ROOM with "Culture Reinvention" stenciled on the door.
So fuck all of you. I am going to write like a demon unleashed on the world and every word I write will be a satire or attack on that which I believe is vomitous and repulsive. It will make no difference and sea turtles will continue to die and I will be a hypocrite in the fact that I will take part in a culture and mode of communication with animals that ignore the plight of sea turtles and seals and eagles and small monkeys who live simply in trees and are hunted by monsters in trucks. Fuck all of you who devour the earth. I will undercut your endeavors will all my heart. You will be ashamed to eat your daily bread. I curse you and your blighted families. May your coffee be bitter. May your sperm whither and die in the shaft of your cock. IT is high time for a dystopian novel. Don`t you agree? Who better to write it?
I have suffered long enough and now you will suffer. it is your turn on the Hannah Montana cross.
Yes, I have walked an unusual and unpleasant and unenviable path. But it has introduced me to unusual people and I have come to some unusual conclusions. These conclusions are original and they are shocking and they, admittedly, have no place on this planet. But that is why they must be shared with the world, even if the world is hardly worth communicating with.
You think, "All three people who will read this post?" Yes, them. BEcause you see that it does not matter if a million or ten million read this post. So to my mind this is a philosophical battle and it makes no difference, in effect, how widely dispersed my philosophy is. Why should it? The sea turtles themselves don`t really care if I am their patron. They don`t care but still I act on their behalf by sticking my finger in a dike with a million rotting holes that spew filth on their home. IF they could speak they would say "Dude, it`s too little too late." And I would say, that philosophically I still must act. Philosophically, a culture that manufactures Hannah Montana to sell fake plastic cell phones with Hannah Montana stickers on them must be called out and mocked openly. This is a mountain of shit that has no purpose. At least the Egyptians created the pyramids! What the fuck is a two dollar plastic belt with "I like boys." spelled in rhinestones going to do? End up in the ocean where an animal will swallow it and die. IF you are not repulsed by this then the chances are you are not the animal who is going to choke on a hannah montana backpack.
I am repulsed by it...and more things than I can list. But hopefully I will list them all in my dystopian novel. I`ll call it "HANNAH MONTANA ATE MY CULTURE WITH HER CUNT AND SHIT OUT A PILE OF AMERICA"
ha ha.
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