Damnit!

I already broke resolution #4.
Jesus. www.shavedasianwhores.com wins again. Well, there's always 2011.

Resolutions:

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just in case you thought I was kidding

here's some pics of the stuff in the 13 days of christmas song.

Just a reminder...

we only have two days left to save the arctic wolf from being destroyed by Hannah Montana and the iPhone. Please do what you can to stop those two monsters from destroying everything. My life is my protest to their evil. And it was (neg)18 degrees today. That's a long walk to the unemployment agency! What did you do to topple Walmart? as Sinead O'Connor said, "Fight the real enemy."

storytime and a surprise...

I honestly didn't expect the phone call. No one ever calls me except to fire me. But the lesson is that when you set out to entertain then the world will always give you opportunities. I also find it funny that Homer slowly backs away from me. The "Brooks" reference is to Shawshank Redemption...which is also funny because if I got Brooks's job I'd get canned in a week.