Headers

I've been all over the map lately because Cow Milk Blues is a crippled alcoholic and every other person in town is a rancher and gun enthusiast*.
Either I learn to shoot assault rifles at wild hogs or I gravitate toward the only other person who sees the library as something more than a bathroom. But to converse with Cow Milk means drinking at least 48 ounces of 8% which does deaden the senses and makes me forget the desperate past I've lived and the uncertain future, but brings out Bleacher booze demons that should be left locked up.

Bend Over

A moment of truth approaches...I had my pre-employment comprehensive physical yesterday and have reason to believe I will be red flagged for life. The scars of childhood never fully dissolve and the doctors were horrified at what they found when I tried to bend over. "Worst I've ever seen" was the kind of thing I heard a lot. One too many back bending tackles when I was a teen cost me everything.*

ExxonMobil Cries Like Baby With Lost Snowcone

Waaaaaah! Fucking ExxonMobil really is doing everything in their power to appear like the victims this last week. Like they were walking around a bar with a red baboon ass and their panties around the ankles and now are pissed they got raped by a dozen drunk hillbillies. Fuck them. First they did absolutely nothing wrong but their pipeline flooded a neighborhood in Arkansas. IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL! Go buy some adult diapers at Walmart and soak it up!

Low Opinion of Humanity Gets Lower

Comments regarding the story on former VP Cheney warning of North Korea:

Steve
They wasted a perfectly good heart on this guy.

April 10, 2013 05:33 pm at 5:33 pm |

bairkus
Its always fun to read Libs comments following stories about VP Cheney. Its an excellent glimpse into Orwell's "two minute hate" in 1984. Cheney is their Emmanual Goldstein, whom they attack with all the frothing and foaming of fits of madness.

April 10, 2013 05:44 pm at 5:44 pm |

Edward Wilkins
Reading these comments on here...I can see why we as a species are going to fail. The fact that we even entertain this war mongering, war profiteering piece of "doo doo" is exceptionally psychotic.
...I am tired. The few that actually take the time to agree speak of feeling the same way...we are tired of the games and the lies. Spewed by the politicians and repeated by every wannabe political pundit.

April 10, 2013 05:41 pm at 5:41 pm |

Don't Feed The Piano Player

My music teachers never taught me how to deal with this scenario.

I was having enough trouble playing the 70 year old jazz song without also having to catch cookies in my mouth at the same time. And they had an Easter Basket for me too but I was too busy with the Transmission to get it. So they saved it for me and fed me once chocolate at a time while I played Frank Sinatra.