Friday, August 21, 2009

Crossing the line

The border guard said, "How long have you been in Mexico?"
I said, "What month is it?"
"Since January. Or so."
"Seven months?"
"I guess."
"What were you doing down there?"
I thought for a long time and said, "Baby, I was all over the map down there. Partying, crying , laughing, playing guitar, losing my mind and finding it again."
She thought and said, "Go on through. Welcome to America."


eddie seacoast said...

what the fuck are you eating?

Anonymous said...

I don't understand why they didn't search that van down to the bolts on the engine mount...

Is that Mary Chapin Carpenter?

eddie seacoast said...

are you insinuating that mark looks like a drug dealer of some sort? I don't think so. But he does look like he might be carrying some young 11 year old mexican girls back into the states to be sold to the highest paying white man.

Anonymous said...

Well, did you do it? Did you save the family?

Anonymous said...

They did search the van coming back from Canada..... Oggy what treasure did they find from Mexico when you crossed the Northern Border back into the USA?

Oggy Bleacher said...

That information is between me and the Canadian authorities.

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