Saturday, October 17, 2009
inside the walled city
why they allowed me in these walls I will never know. they built them to keep monsters like me out.
but I have a bit of time to describe the basics surrounding my adoption to the Lachance family.
you see, I got lost. maybe you will be facetious and say I am always lost but this time I was only sort of lost. I was going in the right direction (east and north) but on the wrong road. then I got gas. the next time I got gas in a town called Tetford Mines (coal mines perhaps) I went to unlock the cap and it wasn't there. Ah, I was so cold the last time I got gas that I ran back to get in the cab and well, I never put the cap back on. Now, I did not like my last cap for simple reason that it was a mess and the gasket was broken and because I had to unlock it as though some one were going to siphon gas out of my tank.
so I went to a few "pieces du auto" stores and got no love. when you say "1969" when the guy asks the year they usually stop typing and shake their head. "1969??" yes.
no luck even though the one I lost was a new one. the original long gone.
so I tried the ford dealership (let me tell you finding the dealership with only french guides was a treat.) no love there. no love at the next auto parts store. It is snowing inside my gas tank. do I tempt fate and put a rag over it? No. I gotta find a cap...even though I don't know the word for fuel cap. the last parts place wanted to order me a fuel tank at the cost of $1000.
I pass a decrepit junk yard. Garage LaChance. german shepards barking. broken water coolers. overturned cars. windshields on the ground. in short, the kind of place I love.
I show the man what I need. He is fast and covered in grease. He runs to a bit that is towering over some old tires. the dog is barking at my heels. viscious barks, frothing.
The man mimes that it won't bark. he only speaks french. this is the sign of a good man. He gets like 5 caps and takes them all down. puts on one. two. then the third one is such a perfect fit in both size and color that it could be the original cap. beautiful. low profile. I will take a picture of it.
then he says, through his son Patrick, "Do you Believe God?"
"I believe people believe in god."
You will eat with us. yes?
well...
I have 4 daughters. yes?
This is like a movie set in the 13th century
ok. good. they are big breasted? I hope. I will buy the youngest and prettiest.
good. a deal then. wine? as the canonballs fall on our walled city. we discuss wedding plans.
so I go. we eat chicken torn from the bone. I play the piano and guitar and demonstrate how to play Pachabel's Canon in D on both as a duet so patrick and the pretty isabelle can play together. great mounds of wood are outside. canned strawberries. bread. tea. it is freezing as we discuss god. they pray for me. I am a son of Jesus.
Gotta go now. more later. this is fun.
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How does Oggy do it, you ask. With mirrors, perhaps. Who else on the planet Earth has ever taken an old van from the Baja to Laborador - for that matter, who would want to take a van from the Baja to Laborador, but I digress. Four daughters - I do believe we have heard the last of Oggy, now pleasantly finding peace and harmony and warmth with the LaChance family. Good luck, Oggy, and may God be with you! Keep having fun!
I believe too. People really do believe in God.This part of the trip is getting really good. I guess cuz you're getting close to the wolf.
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