Monday, December 7, 2009

drugs and snow


The next person who says, "You moved from Los Angeles to ...LACONIA? WHY" I'm going to punch. (note: I now look at this picture and wonder when it was ever this good.)


Ed Gerhard played here the other night and showed off his two new Breedlove guitars to me. I forgot to take a picture.

The betting was heavy but I passed the drug test.
"You're all set, Mr. Bleacher."
"You didn't think I'd pass did you. I can tell. You were betting against me."
"We don't do that."
"Naw. Be honest. I bet you took one look at me and were like, "Failed. He's high right now!"

But I passed. I'm all cleared for my arts and crafts project at Cyberdyne Systems. Yea!


hardworker said...

just wait till someone googles your name and this blog comes up. You'll be out the door in handcuffs.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, why'd you put your real name? Think of your family, if not yourself.

Anonymous said...

Screw them. One more multi-national conglomerate taking advantage of the working man.

joe mama said...

who cares about your family...they don't care about you.

Oggy Bleacher said...

This is exhausting. I'm fucking exhausted by all this bullshit. I'm too tired, posting from my van outside the fucking library. No time to think or edit. Literally running around and I put my real last name. Now it's changed but does it matter?

Anonymous said...

I'm sure the big print run of Sleeping with Snakes will lead to a run of visitors...check your stats and see what kind of visitiors you get.

No, it doesn't matter.

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