musterbation

That's the term to use when I say something like, "We must live like the Native American." or "I must break the Star Castle world record." or "I must not use more than one cup of water to brush my teeth."

it's musterbation, according to Wayne Dyer.

If you look up musterbation in the dictionary there will be a picture of me washing my dishes in the ocean. I must change my ways.

also, it snowed for the first time today. For a Californian like myself this was a spiritual event. But I'm already sick of it. When's spring training?