Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Superman III

I thought this was perfectly watchable when I was 13. Today, I was not impressed.

The scene where the Walk, and Don't Walk figures start fighting was the point where I lost my lunch.

But this money shot of "bad" superman about to go down on the slutty Lorelei was titillating and
risque. It's like superman '70s porn, right down to the platinum blond wig and behind the back blowjob shot.

It's all because Richard Pryor added Tar to the kryptonite compound. Imagine! Kids don't smoke!
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