Wednesday, May 19, 2010

I told you so...

How many times has someone said, "Oggy, how in the world is Hannah Montana related to the demise of civilization?

I thought it was obvious. She normalized a high resource lifestyle, was wasteful, ego-centric, ethnocentric and deceitful. She dressed like a prostitute.
Here's a sample of her lyrics to the song "Let's get crazy."


You see me on the cover of a magazine
Remember, things are always different then the way that it seems
Here's an invitation, to every nation
Meet me on the dance floor and we'll make the scene

Let's get crazy
Get up and dance
Take a swing, do your thing
If we're taking a chance

Let's get crazy
Yeah just kick up your heels
Don't miss out, time to shout
Always keeping it real
Let's get crazy





If you're brave then you'll watch the video. I literally gasped when I hit play. It's making me rethink the first amendment.



She is so obviously a manufactured Disney device, customized to sell memorabilia to girls and habituate a totally unsustainable lifestyle. Oh, it's so repulsive! This, this is willful negligence. Really, Disney is a despicable den of vipers. This is pure propaganda directed at the most impressionable kids. I'm serious, a 6 year old girl does not stand a chance to resist the incredible weapons Disney has at their disposal. This is an all out attack on autonomy. I know I sound insane but then I read the following news item today...


LOS ANGELES (AP) -- Wal-Mart said Wednesday it is pulling an entire line of Miley Cyrus-brand necklaces and bracelets from its shelves after tests performed for The Associated Press found the jewelry contained high levels of the toxic metal cadmium.
In a statement issued three hours after AP's initial report of its findings, Wal-Mart said it would remove the jewelry, made exclusively for the world's largest retailer, while it investigates. The company issued the statement along with Cyrus and Max Azria, the designer who developed the jewelry for the 17-year-old "Hannah Montana" star.


Now do you see? Now is it clear? I'm not fabricating a conspiracy. Disney is actually killing people with the propaganda of a social menace. Kids are paying to be killed by toxic accessories. We are not only turning our children into brainless barbie fuck dolls, we are KILLING THEM IN THE PROCESS.

Unforgivable! Jesus, how much more evidence do we need? I'm so repulsed by the existence of Hannah Montana and I was questioning my own sanity until I saw this news. Now I see that the only thing I have to question is how deeply brainwashed are those around me. From the looks of it not a single person has agreed with me and therefore you deserve all the cadmium laced jewelery you can get. You are all guilty of murder! And for refusing to sign my petition to boycott all things related to Hannah the Whore of Disneyland, you can go to hell. Why do you question my judgment. I'm making things so easy for you. I'm being forced to start my own cult where people just do as I say. I'm not out to rule the world but I am out to protect everyone from obvious snakes in the grass like this talentless tramp. Please, rid the world of this repulsive monster.
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