Saturday, June 11, 2011

Gadget Repair

Departure is delayed until I repair my music console. In an effort to minimize the amount of copper and lithium that is released into the atmosphere I'm repairing a broken battery by soldering the ground wire back onto the battery control board. Cheap replacement batteries from China cause me more problems than they are worth and further the insane advance to doomsday. Eventually, this ipod will be hard wired into my van's 12v system. It will run off of energy created when I use my feet as brakes. The heat will be transferred to the power grid and excess will be sold to the coal company.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I thought you made your own music? Get the heck outta here. This is BS.
If you don't leave in the next 42 hours I am coming up there to beat your ass to a pulp and stuff your bruised body in a fed ex box and ship your lazy self to Happy valley.

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