Thursday, September 29, 2011

Work and Love Problem Solved at Once

Part-time Cashier for Adult Retail Store (Portsmouth)

Date: 2011-09-27, 9:01PM EDT
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We are looking for a part time cashier. We only have 2 four hour shifts available at this time so will only consider employed individuals. Reliable transportation a must.
Apply in person only to The Fifth Wheel Adult Super Store, 851 US Rte 1 Bypass.


Anonymous said...

You have to be employed? Where ELSE would somebody like that be employed?

Anonymous said...

Don't know if you heard, but the Red Sox just completed the greatest collapse in MLB history. They blew a 9-game lead on September 3rd to miss the playoffs. Yes, even worse than 1978. They had a 3-2 lead with two outs and two strikes in the bottom of the 9th in Game 162. Two doubles and and single later, they lost 4-3. Meanwhile, the Yankees had a 7-0 lead in the 8th against Tampa. It was cut to 7-6. Joe Girardi brought in some kid to throw batting practice. With two outs in the bottom of the 9th, Dan Johnson hit a home run to tie. His last hit came on April 27th. 3 and 1/2 minutes after the Red Sox lost, Evan Longoria hit a solo home run in the bottom of the 12th to send Tampa playoffs. The Curse is back. Blow the dust off that book.

Anonymous said...

Here's one for Tito Francona:

They can say what they want, but they can't take 2004 away.

So many faces in and out of my life
Some will last
Some will just be now and then
Life is a series of hellos and goodbyes
I'm afraid it's time for goodbye again

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