Monday, October 22, 2012

Uncle Sam Mordida

It turns out McDonalds has a strong signal and I can sit in my van by the river and blog a bit before turning in for the night.
 I don't know how to say this without it sounding like a complaint, but this check I received on Friday was obviously the largest check I'd ever been paid. I don't want to give specifics but let me say that between Federal Withholding,  Social Security and Medicare tax the government took out $600 in one week. You can figure it out from there what they left me with. I'm satisfied with the remainder but if folks want to question what I contribute to the conventional social fabric of America then they will be wise to remember that I contribute about 400% more than they do right now so they should keep their mouths shut tightly on their crooked tongues. I literally made in one hour what it took 11 hours of grinding abuse moving port-o-potties in the heat of Austin to make. It's like I'm being paid back for my lettuce picking days. That's all I have to say.


Anonymous said...

spend it like an american whore

Anonymous said...

Remember when you were on a mission to save the arctic wolf? Well you just pulled down your pants and pissed all over it. Take a look in the mirror. That's what a hypocrite looks like.

chicken tits said...

I think the old chap is growing up. We are all fallible and all of us at one point in our lives have been hypocritical. But he is ding it on a public forum, takes ball to admit your shortcomings.

I think if the Jackson Browne stunt double had a choice, he'd rather be in Labrador, maybe, his hands are soaked in the ideological forefront of his own demise. But he has more adventure than most of us in a day than we do a lifetime. that's why I stay tuned.

I think he understands the consequences, perhaps he can hold his breath enough to make some chang to go to Tamarindo, (The Hampton Beach of Costa), Ogg, if you get down there, email me, I'll fly out, haven' been in 12 years.

A N O N Y M O U S said... some point during your ownership of your faded blue HAVE to get an AOD transmission swap done.

Oggy Bleacher said...

lame opinions ring like tone deaf church bells on the hollow interior of my hypocritical brain.
My aspirations outran my universe and I'm catching up with the angels who flew faster than my crippled feet could run.

Anonymous said...


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