Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Taste Test of Big Red Soda

Here I thought I'd be clever and make a review of this shit but it looks like I'm only the first one today. There's probably a sock puppet review or an animation one. I'm so lame.

Before you accuse me of being a food nazi let me say that I lived in California and it's understood that something as horrific and unhealthy as Big Red should be denounced like a child pornographer. This stuff is poison.



HOW EMBARRASSING FOR YOU OGGY. WHAT A FUCKING WASTE OF 8 MINUTES AND 30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE. IS that your new company trailer. the new place where you give blowjobs to the help during your chicken and big red lunch break, or is it fulltime.

Oggy Bleacher said...

really a waste? You didn't laugh at all? Tough audience. I'm doing the best I can do after 12 hours in the oil field and living in a company trailer using a tethering company phone to upload video. Shit. Give me a break. take the good with the bad.

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