Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Thank You McDonalds

1/3 of America recently became classified as diseased thanks to the disgusting McDonalds and processed chicken lips being regarded as food. My latest theory is that fast food has nothing to do with eating and has become a ritual event, habitual gathering, the equivalent of prayer, that happens to come with 2000 calories. If being fat is a disease then that should immediately see every fast food joint in America closed down due to the same fucked up standards that keep marijuana illegal.....BUT NO THAT WON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE THE JAILS NEED POT HEADS TO PAY FINES FOR CADILLACS FOR JUDGES. Total hypocrisy. MCshitty burger causes heart disease and death. Pot makes you laugh. WHICH ONE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL?


Anonymous said...

How come you know that pot makes you laugh? I also understand that pot gives you the munchies, so maybe, just maybe, it was pot that caused the fast food restaurants to open in the first place - think about, after you sober up.

Oggy Bleacher said...

I know pot makes me laugh because being high is the only time I laugh...and I was stoned for 4 consecutive years in Los Angeles...all I did was smoke pot and laugh. That's the only way to tolerate Los Angeles. But the disease factories called fast food are killing everyone and they are responsible for their filth. Basically, everything Nixon took part in became apocalyptic.

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