Sunday, June 23, 2013

Collateral Murder



Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind. - George Orwell


It seems the AK-47 that the nearly blind helicopter spotters were seeing actually were zoom lenses on cameras owned by Reuters journalists who were killed.

So I've made an identification test for any future pilots and gunners.
http://garmahis.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/nikon-lenses.jpg
THIS IS WHAT A ZOOM LENS LOOKS LIKE







https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/AK-47_type_II_Part_DM-ST-89-01131.jpg
THIS IS WHAT AN AK-47 LOOKS LIKE






FEEL FREE TO PRINT THIS GUIDE OUT AND REFER TO IT BEFORE ENGAGING PHOTOGRAPHERS AND CHILDREN.



If wikileaks doesn't make a dent in the apathy of American couch potato mentality then nothing can. FYI: Wikileaks can only accept visa donations for the next week and they are pretty much tapped for funds in their attempt to find transparency in the jowl pig farm fabric of deceit, since the noble Bank of America, who defrauded millions of mortgages in California in an ultimate land grab by congressional fat fuckers, have illegally suspended any transactions with wikileaks following pressure by the injustice department. So I defiantly sent them some Euros courtesy of Shell and Conoco Phillips who are raping the American people and the land of Texas (and incidentally just paid me $2000 for one week of sitting on my ass eating pizza, so I thought it would be funny to send that money to Julian Assange's legal defense team BECAUSE I'M A REAL FUNNY GUY WHO THINKS EVERYTHING IS A JOKE) and literally 5 seconds later my phone rang from my bank and I had to go through a process involving my social security card and zip code and verify my last grocery purchases in order to give the FBI easy access to my trailer and van for their attacks on freedom. FUCK YOU FBI AND HOMELAND SECURITY. YOU CAN'T EVEN PROTECT THE BORDER FROM MEXICANS WITH BRIGHT ORANGE COCAINE LIFE PRESERVERS SO FORGET ABOUT TERRORISTS AND HIPPIES!







Keep in mind that after slaughtering a dozen people the CNN headlines were something like, "COALITION SOLDIERS RESCUE TWO CHILDREN FROM BLOODBATH" The political spin by the pale and flabby white house monkeys is an affront to taste and decency. Disgraceful. I cringe when one guy says, "They shouldn't have brought their kids to a battle." like nannies are so plentiful in New Baghdad. Arrogant asshole...blaming the victim, real good Nazi ethics going on there, gun their parents down from the safety of a helicopter a mile away, mistake everyone for insurgents, maim the kids, and then blame the dead parents. Awesome, upstanding soldier who couldn't spell freedom. With friends like him who needs enemies?

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