"At the dump, the dogs are pushed into a pit, where their decomposing
bodies are used to generate methane gas, which is then transformed into
energy."
I'm sure someone in Japan is trying to figure out a way to use dead dogs to contain radiation. Good luck.
One of the dogs at the camp is pregnant so I'm researching options...
Like Bob Barker said, "Spade and Neuter your Pets."*
This reminds me of a conversation I overheard the other day where a 20 year old said he didn't want to get AIDS from "fucking the skank whores I meet on Facebook" so another kid said, "Wear a trashbag." and he was talking about a condom...and I got real depressed like Holden Caulfield because my back hurts and every time I put on a condom from now until I'm permanently impotent I'm going to remember that comment and my cock will go from erect to a dangling empty balloon in two seconds. And the woman will ask what's wrong and I will have to lie in order to avoid telling this story.
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