One Year in 10 minutes

Oggy attempts to summarize the last year and fails....

Simplicity

"Remotes acquire synchronization and configuration information via SYNC

messages. They can synchronize to the Master (the MODE M unit) or to any

valid Extension (a MODE X unit).

The Master will always transmit SYNC messages. An Extension will only

start sending SYNC messages after synchronization is achieved with its

Master.

The ability to synchronize to a given radio is further qualified by the sender’s

Extended Address (XADDR) and by the receiver’s Synchronization Qualifiers

(XMAP, XPRI, and XRSSI).

When a primary is specified (XPRI is 0...31), a radio will always attempt to

find the primary first. If 30 seconds elapses and the primary is not found, then

the radio attempts to synchronize with any non-primary radio in the XMAP

list."

I feel like I'm dancing on Pablo Neruda's grave when I read things like this.Oh, but I'm getting paid to read it so THAT MAKES EVERYTHING OK.

UFO PROOF OF ALIEN LIFE

three ufos in sky

I was walking around outside after watching a few ufo related videos on youtube and I swear I looked up and a bright orange light soared into the sky and became two small red lights that flew off to the west and then vanished. I am certain they were alien crafts. I took a picture of the lights and have confirmed that others saw the same mysterious objects. Believe! We are not alone.

Thank You McDonalds

1/3 of America recently became classified as diseased thanks to the disgusting McDonalds and processed chicken lips being regarded as food. My latest theory is that fast food has nothing to do with eating and has become a ritual event, habitual gathering, the equivalent of prayer, that happens to come with 2000 calories. If being fat is a disease then that should immediately see every fast food joint in America closed down due to the same fucked up standards that keep marijuana illegal.....BUT NO THAT WON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE THE JAILS NEED POT HEADS TO PAY FINES FOR CADILLACS FOR JUDGES. Total hypocrisy. MCshitty burger causes heart disease and death. Pot makes you laugh. WHICH ONE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL?

Collateral Murder

Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give the appearance of solidity to pure wind. - George Orwell

It seems the AK-47 that the nearly blind helicopter spotters were seeing actually were zoom lenses on cameras owned by Reuters journalists who were killed.

So I've made an identification test for any future pilots and gunners.

THIS IS WHAT A ZOOM LENS LOOKS LIKE

THIS IS WHAT AN AK-47 LOOKS LIKE

FEEL FREE TO PRINT THIS GUIDE OUT AND REFER TO IT BEFORE ENGAGING PHOTOGRAPHERS AND CHILDREN.