What is round...

 I was spinning in circles trying to solve a riddle on my van.
What is round and has a hole in it but doesn't let oil through?

Spoof

I was going to write a parody press release announcing that "Now Everything On Denny's Menu Is Chicken Flavored!"

Excreta

Oggy Bleacher Laws Criminalize Poverty

A Closer Walk With Thee

This is street begging and I don't like to do this anymore but times are hard so I reached a compromise and will only sing gospel and hymns on the street. The best part is saying, "God Bless You" when someone gives me money (no one gives me money).

By The Way, Asshole

If you don't like Spanish being spoken then don't live in Texas. Move to Vermont. They love Texans there and everyone speaks perfect English and all the signs are in English so you'll feel right at home in Barre or Northfield. And that goes for fuckwads in Arizona, too. If you don't want cultural diversity then move to Provo, Utah because you are an asshole if you think some legislation is going to render your state as culturally homogenous as Disneyland. Sorry, your gates won't work because the only saps who will accept $7 to patrol your community on Segway carts will be Mexicans. Move to Berlin, NH. I was there two years ago and no one spoke Spanish. Don't put a fucking Chinese made "America: Love It Or Leave It" bumper sticker on your Toyota truck and then croak up through your gullet that you are sick of Spanish. If you don't like bilingual Texas or Arizona then get the fuck out. Chinga Puta De Madre.

It's like a tangential but philosophically related topic of my quest for good pizza. I went to a place called B&J pizza here in CC as part of my recovery program from the Gulf Oil Syndrome sickness.